Like the great man himself has intoned, just where the fuck would gym slip...
be without one dm? Having already proven himself to be a top notch photographer
and media-man, he has managed to retrieve a copy of the lost guestbook, the
original & first set of filth and scandal. For bringing the smile back to
Savage's face, dm deserves a knighthood. Or at the very least, a rally tour of
Leinster.
porrigepenis
Thu Dec 09 04:07:26 1999
indeed i shall have it oh yes i
will dont you worry your small little head, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hh and
when it all falls into place the others shall then realise ha ha ha ha.
U.S.A. what a great plan indeed it is??????????????????.yum yum cake and
tea fuckin yum. who wants a helping of penis porrige off santa yum yum
porrige.
From:
rusk
FUCK FUCK FUCK
Thu Dec 09 03:07:19 1999
Fuck the millennium. And fuck
Carlow IT. I have a pain in my gonads. Nowhere for gym slip... to play in
Carlow. So FUCK Carlow as well. gym slip... will rise regardless, and fuck
Floody and his Finnish bippy who keeps scalding me. Gimme another kitchen
and we will PUMMEL INTO SUBMISSION!!!
From:
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Web Site:
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E-mail:
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Guiness Book of positions
Wed Dec 08 03:44:00 1999
Can it be done . Can we have a
hundread entries before the millenium . Come on 20 to go . .. . .. .
cannot . . . . . . keep . . content . . clean for m much . longer AA A A A
AHHHHAHA AHHAHA HA A AHAH I can smell your cunt
From:
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E-mail:
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X-ual
Tue Dec 07 01:54:12 1999
X-ual would like to apologise to
dm for no killeshin last weekend but he will be in force saturday for some
serious Speed pop quiz hotshot .. Fok Aff . Look forward to the pictures .
The pictures of me smelling their cunts . muRtchamber , get the
dicktaphone recording off baz , its SAVAGE!!!! . . X- ual
From:
Cunt
Web Site:
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X-ual
Thu Dec 02 04:29:38 1999
So there speaking fuckin german
now .. . well do you understand this NAZI CUNTZ . Get ta fuck of this page
with your fuckin hyper hyper fuckin skooter in the house. Fuckin arse
fuckin nazi scorpion bastards , and another thing fok yuu . X-ual is was
nearly sprung for doing 102mph on the waterford cork road on sunday aprés
la shindig ,with the assistance of gale force winds. I'll be there soon to
smell your cunts , and forrage on yer women . any one for killeshin on the
weekend .
From:
Cunt
Web Site:
someTimes i CaN
smell yoUr CUNT bUT someTimes i am X-UAL
E-mail:
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mmm
Wed Dec 01 18:36:44 1999
jag är väldigt full och skiter i
att ni är engelsktalande ha! för jag är full nu puuss keem kram
From:
ahaa
E-mail:
mailto:hajaru@hot.xmail.com
mmm
Wed Dec 01 18:30:19 1999
jo det var så här en gång eran
lilla spelning gick säkert bra. jag är full. Det kan ni ha haha
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The Punisher
Wed Dec 01 10:41:32 1999
gym slip.. would like to apologise
for the cock-up over the proposed "gig" on Novemeber 23. The band were
prevented from playing by the management of The C***le Inn. So fuck them.
Thanks to everybody who supported, and also to everybody at the shindig
which followed. It was magical. dm, Savage, Juice, Wad, Tri-Kaya &
associates, Baz, Johnboy - you all rock our world!!!
From:
Metropole
Web Site:
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E-mail:
mailto:x_ual@is.my.hero
X-ual
Mon Nov 29 08:58:28 1999
Micheal Knight a lone man on
killashean , fuckin gift fuckin animal gig . fuckin juice's ring agus wine
bottle = much entertainment for the boyz , Driven the posse , but I'd
rather be driven the video clerk wild with my foreplay technic . someTimes
i CaN smell yoUr CUNT bUT someTimes i am X- UAL ....
From:
Cunt
Web Site:
someTimes i CaN
smell yoUr CUNT bUT someTimes i am X-UAL
E-mail:
mailto:I_am@X.UAL
Anton Corbijn
Mon Nov 29 03:29:27 1999
"I question not me, it only
happens to others. I can't deny reality, as life gets SMOTHERED".....What
a night!, What a gig!, What a crowd!, What a buzz!, What a right ****** in
you know where!
From:
Broken CD Land
Web Site:
Too Much Money
X-ual
Thu Nov 25 03:57:31 1999
All set for the gig on the weekend
X-ual will be in the barn.
From:
Cunt
Web Site:
someTimes i CaN
smell yoUr CUNT bUT someTimes i am X-UAL
E-mail:
mailto:I_am@X.ual
X-ual
Tue Nov 23 08:40:27 1999
I was up the fuckin side of mount
lenistir in the fucking frost trying to keep the car on the road. when i
finally got off it I had to drive through a fuckin shiver me timbers
atlantic fog a when I finally got to fuckin town I had to give the fuckin
wog bouroughs a lift to the shed and then ye was gone . then the fuckin
law tailed me around the town for the bollix and twas only when i got home
i finally realised I'd forgotten to pay for the 10 pounds of petrol from
tougher oil , and had to go back and do so before they checked the cameras
and had me arested . X-ual
From:
Cunt
E-mail:
mailto:I.am@X.ual
Dive Dead Ma
Sun Nov 21 07:29:18 1999
Hey, Transport Manager X-ual,
where the f**k where you last night, when we got unceremoniously kicked
out of the Shed by Murt Chamber???? 3 people nearly died of hypothermia
last night. I hope you're happy!!!!
Pussy fest
Mon Nov 15 03:00:36 1999
Monday And I've Finally got the
smell of gouter offa me hand , thansk to a have bottle of aftershave ,
howsagoan .
From:
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E-mail:
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Candyass
Fri Nov 12 13:43:01 1999
I didn't mean for you to put my
mug on the site, just the pissed Slip Boyz. Well what is that riff in "The
Day The World Went Away"? Is it not obvious?
From:
The Great Below
I
Fri Nov 12 03:12:59 1999
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Wed Nov 10 03:56:07 1999
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From:
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Web Site:
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A Bippie from the Lowlands
Sat Nov 06 13:34:09 1999
You guys are CRAZY!!!!!
Rip Van Winkle
Sat Nov 06 09:07:56 1999
I wasn't asleep again , I was
trying to smell their cunts.. . .. 9 0 09-569080]-;[90[]-;#'90[];--0]9[;-
and that is all I have to say about that . .. .. How do you like your
steak sir? Jucy please.. .. .
From:
the armchair
Web Site:
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E-mail:
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dmmornoc
Fri Nov 05 20:09:22 1999
Where can I get some asphalt
filler for Britney? The warden says the exit is closed. The man from
Badger Fluid, he says FUCK SHIT UP. SILVER & GOLD. Am I bugging ya?
Didn't mean to bug ya. Play the blues......... O'Connor has faded like the
punk ass beeyatch he is. I hope no-one expects soilage...
From:
Fucked if we know...
Web Site:
Messy
ladies in gym slips
E-mail:
mailto:suck@my_plum.com
The Three Posh Wanks
Fri Nov 05 19:22:04 1999
Does it happen all the time? I
went away just before I had to administer your next enema. The posh wanks
are about to layout the new sexual fantasies. No Holds Barred, Colon
Clutches for everybody. First up, The Lollipop Lady : get some punk ass
schoolgirl beeyatch, run an ice-cold bath, get the bippy to straddle as
you recline in the cool waters, and gasp in glee as the piss pumps forth
from her glistening gouter. Take it on home..... .Secondly seeing as
autbum is the season we recomend our halloween special , take your mate
(either sex , firstly make sure your both wearing Man Utd Kits ,
Preferably with Beckam and giggs stamped on the back) stuff your fists up
eack others ass's and pull a fertile fresh, foul, log out thy anus , and
tuck in , mmmmmm , thats finger lickin good .. from A.F.C ares fuckin
cunts .. fuck you sir alec me ballixx .. .. your a bastard SMUCKERLING....
Grainne Seoige in Thigh Boots can tie me up any day, but wait till I break
free, i'll fill her panties with warm custard. She can smile that wicked
smile then, as it seeps in!!! How's it goin it's Colie here, I'm as bent
as a Slinky and I've eaten more shit than you've have hot diarrhoea runs.
I lick my fingers regardless of whose arsehole they've been up, how's it
goin......
From:
Billy Shear's gaff
E-mail:
mailto:Ill_have.sex_even@though_I_lost_to.NiallOcONNOR
Mr. Regaine
Fri Oct 29 12:32:15 1999
Here is some advise from a wise
one to gym slip.... 1. The reason ye have not made it big yet, is because
ye have a shite sound - I suggest listening to great bands like ICED EARTH
& BALSAGOTH. They're real men with real music! 2. Cutting yer hair was
a BIG mistake. Don't worry about your hair eventually falling out. You can
laugh in the face of "Time", by using my secret......REGAINE. A gift from
the gods. Now You Know What To Do.....GO DO IT!!!!
From:
Pepperland
Web Site:
In
The Sink
Jedi Master Bater
Wed Oct 27 03:18:21 1999
EPISODE I Young ones on the rag ,
tch!!. A Jedi seeks not these things. Drink leads to slappers , slappers
lead to bed , bed leads to fingers , Fingers Lead to WART'S . .
NOOOOOOOO!!! ! ! AAAAAGHAHHA!!! ! ! !! !!!! . and now the once powerful
one retires as a hermit in cork. basking in compound W .
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sugarfix
Mon Oct 25 13:34:45 1999
whatup murt , im just here
checking out the website . we gonna bust up da shit on the 27th , kick ass
blink182 and limp bizkit style . well im gonna go checkout the website .
p.d. podge
From:
carlow
E-mail:
mailto:podge_g@hotmail.com
Soupa Fly Jimmy Snucka
Mon Oct 25 12:33:46 1999
Oh! Whats this on my hands. Please
NO, not WARTS!!!! I should learn not to put my hands where they don't
belong! BLOOD RED Hmmmmmm
From:
The Fifties
Web Site:
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body cavity
You never fucking give up....
Fri Oct 22 03:08:59 1999
Getting all smug about Watford?
Try Chelsea then, assholes. Oh, you did. Five-nil? Mmmmm. That
tracksuit-wearing 'keeper was a bargain.
From:
Anfield
Web Site:
We like Marseille
too
E-mail:
mailto:suck@my.plum
??? Holy fuck
Tue Oct 19 03:39:37 1999
What the fuck is with the normal
message , halo be thy penis, if there's no shit atein or Mufc abuse , I'am
not interested . Drummer boy What time did you get home on sunday morning
. Did you get what you stayed out there for , I know what ya were sniffin
for ya fuckin hornbag . I'll fuck up for a pound .
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halo fourteen
Sat Oct 16 09:47:18 1999
Phew!! That was a nervous
afternoon. Watford at home, has been giving me the chills, for a long
time. With God's help & some luck, we scraped through. Thats a relief.
From:
the out door
Thursday's Child
Fri Oct 15 12:54:06 1999
Yeah RIGHT....................I
know who you are.If this is it......please let me know?
Important legal message
Wed Oct 13 11:25:27 1999
gym slip... are not in any way
affiliated with the filth you will be exposed to by travelling to
www.gymslip.com Although we wish we were.
From:
gym slip...'s lawyers
Web Site:
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Rozzer the panda
Tue Oct 12 02:13:58 1999
I fuckin cotyas by da bollix . all
this time gymslip being takin us for a bunch of fuckin patsy's (sorry
pat). click on the www.gymslip.com address to find out what its all about
, and I'am tellin ya , it id be best if you two got your lads out for this
page . . . . .
From:
Scotland yard
Web Site:
http://www.gymslip.com/
E-mail:
mailto:I_can_smell@your.cunt
Too many answers given....
Mon Oct 11 03:29:03 1999
In answer to Anneke van
Gikersberg's questions : (a) gym slip... are NOT a Liverpool supporter's
club. Murt's blood is as red as the Mersey. Jimmy, unfortunately, bats for
the Bitter Blues. Johnny and Floody couldn't give a fuck either way. It
just so happens that most of our acquantainces are fellow Reds, and hold
nothing but the greatest hatred for United. This is by no means a jealous
reflection - who has won the more league titles and REAL European Cups?
(b) gym slip... are not a boy band. We are a pup band. I thought this was
rather obvious. Finally, Lots O Lolly and those mad Dutch people can
continue taking swipes at each other. It is most entertaining. But beware
- earn the wrath of us Liverpudlians, and you will be spanked.
From:
gym slip...'s lawyers
Web Site:
Man Utd can
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Biggus Dickus
Sun Oct 10 05:12:12 1999
Hey, are gym slip... a Liverpool
supporters club or a boy Band. Lots of Lolly started it all!!!!I bet ya
thats NO'C Watch more TV whoares!!!!!
From:
Rome
E-mail:
mailto:AvG@gikker.nl
Joe Elliot
Sat Oct 09 08:38:29 1999
And I want, And I need, And I love
MANCHESTER UNITED
From:
Sheffield
The fuckin Lad
Thu Oct 07 09:32:37 1999
Actual conversation on the radio
today between Victoria(push , posh spice) and chelsea fan: This is a word
for word account from the transcript of a Talk Radio phone in with
Victoria Adams (Posh Spice) Presenter: " And next on the line we have Kirk
from Epsom. Whats your question for Victoria, Kirk?" Kirk: "Hi Victoria"
Victoria "Hi Kirk" Kirk: "Victoria, I am a big Chelsea and England Fan,
and despite all the anti-David pulbicity I am a real admirerer of Davids
football" Victoria: "Thats nice of you, Kirk" Kirk: "Well I was wondering
Victoria, obviously David has been very succesfull at Man Utd, and must be
very happy there, but we all know that he is a London boy at heart. He
really is a great footballer and I would love to see him play for Chelsea
one day. The question is Victoria, and I am sure all Chelsea fans would
like to know the answer............................. .Do you actually take
it up the arse?"...... Presenter: Oh really..........! can we please have
some sensible callers......
From:
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Fist O'Fuck
Wed Oct 06 08:43:05 1999
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also beign the number of digits on the hand , Hand when tightend being a
fist , and fist when shoved up hole being fist fuct , and therefore man
utd being fist fuct by chelsea .
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japp stam
Wed Oct 06 06:52:30 1999
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From:
netherlands
Massimo Taibi
Sun Oct 03 14:32:38 1999
Hey Murt, is Fucknut one of your
family? I would also like to apologise for joining United. Come back
Raymond van der Gouw. You can't go wrong with Dutch things.
From:
Trouser Land
Fucknut
Sun Oct 03 13:27:42 1999
hello! a loyal fan here .I just
want to say thatyou are a great band.And I want to send love, peace and
fluffy bunnies to you all.
From:
Fucknutsville
Web Site:
Fucknut
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Honorary Chelsea fan
Sun Oct 03 13:22:16 1999
Let there be no more knocking of
the unfortunate 'Pool. Five nil? I soiled myself laughing. (Anybody
interested in a sniff? Haw's it gawin?) And Westerveld's unwarranted red
card is a warning - fuck with us this year and we'll smack you upside the
head, BEEEYATCH.
From:
Stamford Bridge
Web Site:
five-nil
E-mail:
mailto:HenningBerg@own.goal
Tuco
Sat Oct 02 09:15:55 1999
LIVERPOOL.........What a joke !
The filthy pups couldn't play to save their lives. Ha ha losing to
Everton....what do you expect. I hope Westerveld enjoyed his early shower.
From:
El Paso
Angel Eyes
Sat Oct 02 09:14:03 1999
From:
El Paso
The Protector
Sat Oct 02 07:46:47 1999
Hey, O'Connor. Threaten AvG again,
and you DIE DIE DIE. Cause I am Evil Homer !!!!!
From:
This Is Not Here
Soap On A Rope
Sat Oct 02 07:44:22 1999
Hey devil, I'll kick you're ass
& fuck you girlfriend up it .
From:
Goodison Park
Web Site:
http://www.welovetoffies.com/
Fuck the devil!!!!
Fri Oct 01 10:21:39 1999
Wahey!! We've pissed off the Dark
Lord. How and ever, let it be known that we are NOT small pieces of cheap
meat smothered in gravy. If, however, it is Satan's intention to insinuate
that we are of a homosexual persusasion, then he can come and TRY sucking
our collective dick, and see where it gets him!!! Up the gikker!!!
From:
gym slip...
E-mail:
mailto:godbotherer@biblebashing.com
The devil
Thu Sep 30 05:20:26 1999
I think your all fucking faggots .
From:
Hell
Web Site:
go fuck
yourself
E-mail:
mailto:Lordofevil@hotmail.com
Brown Thomas
Thu Sep 30 05:10:44 1999
Brown Thomas would like to
apologise for its rash alcohol influenced statments . And also to anounce
the release of this autbums i mean autum's BROWN thomas CATA(LOG), full of
our fannytastic autobum sale mmmmmm taste good .
From:
The Billy Barry Kids Locker room
E-mail:
mailto:I_cant@hold_it_anymore.cum
Now he's done it.....
Mon Sep 27 11:07:05 1999
The last time the Original Reds
won a trophy - 1995. The only people wearing flares at that stage were the
Neville Sisters, Phil and Gary. Or maybe they were pinafores..... And I
would like to apologise on behalf of gym slip... for Niall O'Connor's
thinly veiled abuse of Colin Meade's scatalogical habits (hey, it's
healthy in his mind), and also his horrid attack on Gathering frontwoman
Anneke. That will be all.
E-mail:
mailto:bad.savage@mistake.com
Our Barry
Mon Sep 27 07:58:00 1999
Enough of the soccer row . I now
have that proff Man utd are not only arsefuckers ,But also consume the
Fruit of the arse . It is my opinion that Man utd and their fans are also
shit eatin freaks. So why dont yas Fok aff and fill yezer three trophies
with shit and have a mash,mash I'am massagin meself in skutter,New year Ya
fuckin pup (Micky Putor is on the case). And another thing where's that
Fuckin Brown cata(log) .
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Nick the Greek
Sun Sep 26 07:41:48 1999
The last time Liverpool won
anything, everybody was wearing flares. Hmmm, maybe thats why the drummer
wears them......living in the past.
From:
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Web Site:
Blunt
Objects
E-mail:
mailto:WetBritney@smuckerling.ie
Infected drummer
Sun Sep 26 06:48:11 1999
Someone tell that cancerous cunt
Man Utd barf-rag to stop casting dispersions on my lack of musical theory
knowledge. Or I'll keeeel him.
From:
gym slip...
E-mail:
mailto:blastbeats@thunder.com
OMIGOD
Sun Sep 26 06:44:32 1999
THEATRE OF DREAMS?? Holy fuck.
Boris The Spider
Sun Sep 26 06:42:04 1999
Jealous? I think not. I see 1
European Champions Cup, and 1 Champions & Runner's Up Cup in Old
Trafford's coffers. I see four of the former at Anfield. Ok, so you
SCRAPED last season's through some miraculous anomoly, fair enough. But
let's see you retaining it. I don't think so.... You've had your moment,
enjoy it while it lasts. Lightening will not stike twice in the same
place, and Chivers refuse to deliver jam to the same team twice.
From:
Liverpool
Barry the Baptist
Fri Sep 24 07:52:10 1999
A question for the questionable
drummer of this outfit Are you a)A standard rock drummer, who hits the
snare drum once in a bar b)A thrash metal skinsman, who will do it twice,
on one and three or c) A black metal drummer who hits his snare on all
four beats of the bar...a drum roll
From:
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Hatchet Harry
Fri Sep 24 07:47:24 1999
Who won ? We did, now f**k off,
and try win something in future instead of worrying what we do !!!!!!
From:
The Theatre Of Dreams
Web Site:
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Tue Sep 21 07:00:03 1999
11 O clock suck my .... mash mash
.... ha ha like a waiting outside a flat in the cold while the other two
get full in a pub sandwich. yum feckin yum. ballbriggan bevware bevware.
ha ha ha ha
From:
oh idont know
Web Site:
http://idontknow.cum/
E-mail:
mailto:aghithinkiknow@hotlegs.cum
auntieslip
Tue Sep 21 06:53:55 1999
would ya fuk off with yer news
paper and yer brown stuff , dont think i know whats going on there lads
and if ye keep it up i'll have to report this to the the man at the top
and ye know what he's like. lads its yer first and last warning, dont
tempt me now mops, buckets, laying down news paper, football teams. etc ye
have been warned.
From:
a flange no3
Lord Suck
Sun Sep 19 12:07:57 1999
European champions my ass. The
only team to win the European Cup without actually winnning their
respective domestic title the previous year. UEFA are considering changing
its title - no more the Champions League, but rather the Champions,
Runners- Up, Third Place, And Paddy McGinty's Goat League. And less of the
comments about Murtknot's unfortunate incident involving Britney and
trowel ready mortar.
From:
Cuntington Beach
E-mail:
mailto:fuckoff@halo.mit
franny
Sat Sep 18 12:30:12 1999
What a load of SHIT!
From:
Ballybollix
E-mail:
mailto:tomfkehoe@hotmail.com
Lou Koller
Fri Sep 17 14:04:34 1999
QUESTION : Who can't hold his/her
puke when confronted with a small load charge as they only wanted 9 cubic
metres of Trowel Ready Mortar ? Answer me that
From:
Just Under The Surface
Farmer Joseph
Fri Sep 17 14:01:40 1999
Hey, Lots a Lolly....watch yer
back!!!watch yer back!!!You never know when you'll be walking on freshly
laid newspaper. Then Grainne, Libby & Lorraine will have ya down to my
Pig farm....and you won't be allowed to join in. Then you'll learn never
to skit the EUROPEAN CHAMPIONS!!!!!
From:
A Different Planet
Web Site:
http://www.likeigiveaflyingfuck.com/
Farmer Joseph
Fri Sep 17 14:01:33 1999
Hey, Lots a Lolly....watch yer
back!!!watch yer back!!!You never know when you'll be walking on freshly
laid newspaper. Then Grainne, Libby & Lorraine will have ya down to my
Pig farm....and you won't be allowed to join in. Then you'll learn never
to skit the EUROPEAN CHAMPIONS!!!!!
From:
A Different Planet
Web Site:
http://www.likeigiveaflyingfuck.com/
Fucklord
Thu Sep 16 15:54:52 1999
your numbers up cross-dresser boy
we have the filth now it's time to scrub in if you would excuse me.
From:
Mopland
E-mail:
mailto:Fuck@mess.com
8
Mon Sep 13 11:28:06 1999
Why the sudden influx of
shit-eaters and sickos? Those shorts are coming off whether you like it or
not. Shit stains on a soiled panty line? Like it, love it, sniff it, chew
it. Dirty brown rivers of diarrhoeal sludge trickling down one's chin?
Marvellous. Haw's it gawannin'??
From:
Slipknot not Snot
E-mail:
mailto:nathin@no-one.com
Lots a Lolly
Mon Sep 13 02:41:48 1999
Fuck you MacPhisto , up the gikker
, and your Homosexual Man.Utd arse fuckers club . Up the Pool
From:
Ringaskiddy
Web Site:
THe BroWn zOne
E-mail:
mailto:fuct@spliffuntdorf.nazi
Lots a Lolly
Mon Sep 13 02:42:40 1999
Fuck you MacPhisto ,up the Minge ,
and your homosexual Man.Utd arse fuckers club. Up the Pool
From:
Grandma's Cottage
Web Site:
The Brown Zone
E-mail:
mailto:Flagon@stonehouse.ful
Lots a Lolly
Mon Sep 13 02:37:03 1999
Fuck you MacFisto ,up the Minge ,
and your homosexual Man.Utd arse fuckers club.
From:
Grandma's Cottage
Web Site:
The Brown Zone
E-mail:
mailto:Flagon@stonehouse.ful
Sadslashchoke
Sun Sep 12 11:44:57 1999
The whole thing, I think is SICK
What in Gods name is going on. You should be all locked up. Don't talk to
me about the guy who thinks he is Serj......wake up LOSS from Hultsfred is
on, and if she doesn't take them pants off now i'll.....
From:
The Village
Dirty pup
Fri Sep 10 07:52:28 1999
After a morning in the bog peuking
and listening to classical bog music , Two solpadeine and a kiss of a wet
fish , have put me if form . Excellent fuckin work on the neckweed
gigography . I'll be around for some pupology studies on saturday. .. . .
. . . . ..... .. . . . suck with your lips not with teeth , ya filthy
beeatch . . . . ..
From:
Your Local Library
Web Site:
Riche
Kavanaghs e-jig
E-mail:
mailto:grumpy.nappy@shitty.arse
Dirty Pup
Fri Sep 10 04:06:50 1999
I'am Fuckin Destroyed with the
worst hangover ever and I'am about to vomit . Nice site
From:
Your local Library
Web Site:
Riche Kavanaghs e-jig
E-mail:
mailto:little.masterbater@huge.cock
Rumplethreeskinspliffplease...
Thu Sep 09 09:27:19 1999
Well, i 've checked out the whole
site at this stage, and despite it's very elegant use of colour
photography and illuminating articles written in text!, i have to say it's
not a patch on the Pigz site. I mean, we had one whole page constantly
being updated by a team of experts to eh,...one page!
From:
Goblin bridge
E-mail:
mailto:perryfarrell@hotmail.com
bababababar!
Thu Sep 09 08:51:16 1999
Alrighty my man...I finally made
it to the site! Well, to be honest, i haven't got any comments cos i
haven't checked out the site yet, so i'll go ahead and do that now!
From:
Ballygoslightlytotheleft
E-mail:
mailto:perryfarrell@hotmail.com
floody
Mon Sep 06 04:58:12 1999
micky this band rules
From:
me gee
Web Site:
http://yahoo.com/
E-mail:
mailto:flodog3@yahoo.com
McPhisto
Fri Sep 03 14:08:38 1999
Like a Chump........Hey gymslip...
did it all for the NOOKIE
From:
The Shed
nicholas cahill
Wed Sep 01 19:28:12 1999
I've a pain in me fucking swiss
roll!
From:
moon over marin
The Evil Lord Of Athy Metal
Tue Aug 24 12:41:52 1999
The dark ones warn you of the
great power you are distrubing with your blatant false metal. Thy name is
etched in the dark ones book for he takes these things rather seriously.
And when he spikes you you will know you've been spoken.
From:
Beyond the Grave
E-mail:
mailto:666@evil.com
lain donger
Mon Aug 23 11:37:37 1999
take this social revolution and
stick it up your arse!
From:
mars
E-mail:
mailto:slackernc@hotmail.com
The Éigse Judging Committee
Sat Aug 21 05:11:32 1999
GYM SLIP are rubbish. Too noisy.
Make up is for girls. We'd rather hear Stereophonics covers any day.
From:
Buttfuck, CW
David van Giersbergen
Thu Aug 19 07:21:37 1999
WICKED How the hell did ye get
Adam Clayton to play with ye ? Oh yea, I can't get the SLACKER page! Fix
it now !
From:
Zooropa
dm
Thu Aug 19 07:03:41 1999
GYM SLIP.... More like JIM SLIM
When is the brown video being released? Is it true ye are all alcoholics
with short hair ? Thats not very HEAVY METAL, now, is it ? I am gonna have
to report you lot to the Dark Lord of Sith. TAKE IT EASE and don't forget
the laughing gas!
From:
Holland
Murt Chamber
Tue Aug 10 10:39:19 1999
Just checking to see if this
bastard guestbook is functioning properly. My last one on the Podge
website at Geocities wasn't worth a shite. Abudish.
From:
gym slip...
E-mail:
mailto:stupid@drummer.com
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