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keNNETH KAnNIff
Wednesday, 10/18/00, 2:31 AM
Give you a piece of my mind. Why don't you wILLKNOTs
get a hotel room with me ... melt in your hand you
little cocKNOTS... ........ its that or givvin
handjobs for crack
From: Fuck you
Web Site:KennEth KAnnIfF fRoM Kaneticut
Email:Melt_in_your_mouth@Melt_in_your_ass.com
wILLKNOT
Wednesday, 10/18/00, 2:24 AM
wE wILLKNOT hAVE aNYWHEREtO sTAY. wE wILLKNOT bE
aBLE tO sURVIVE oN tHE sTREET. wE wILLKNOT bE aBLE
tO tAKE tHE bUGGERING oF tHE wINEOZZ. wE wILLKNOT bE
aBLE tO wALKNOT tHE nEXT dAY . cAN wE kNOT BONK YE i
MEAN bUNK IN WITH yE. oH rEALLY lIKE a cUSTARD
sANDWICH
From: cARLOW iT
Web Site:wILLWE
Email:wILLKNOT@wILLAYE.cOM
No.
Tuesday, 10/17/00, 8:50 AM
No, the Murt/Meade house is not available for
wrecking on 5/12/2000. Too many gym slip... jingle
sessions, too much stagediving, too much gin & tonic
Olympics. No sessions allowed in house. Whoops. Go
annoy Floody.
From: No.
Web Site:No
Email:no@no.no
wILLKNOT
Monday, 10/16/00, 7:49 AM
dO WE HEAR THE mURT/mEADE HOUSE IS FREE FOR WRECKAGE
ON 5/12/00??????rUMOUR HAS IT....aND WHATS THIS I
HEAR ABOUT dEFmE SORTING OUT THIS GIG IN aTHY??????
wE'LL BE THERE!!!!!dRINK,BEER AND ALCOHOL.
DeLonge
Friday, 10/13/00, 6:20 AM
Hunger. Hunger-ford. Lying then or lying now, either
way we lose. Again.
From: 182 Dmpwd
Web Site:Chilled
Email:second@fiddle.com
Wednesday, 10/11/00, 6:46 AM
Mariah can.
Henrik Larsen's Dreadlocks
Tuesday, 10/10/00, 12:56 AM
Attach attach to the thatch girly girly glee now you
see what it means to be clean and tidy and not so
messy in mind and deed though needing a feed of all
that is good and not found in any supermarket.
Barcode this I think not. Such shit talks Yoda.
Little yellow instructive paper. Frightened factory
sampling delights to hide done cheeks from the
clamour of taunting. Road tops and open plan
evenings. How will the harvest be? Will the Praire
people be eating this winter? Leave not the pedestal
with a question. Bow your cap, do all you can
indoors, and greet each new day as a stranger.
From: Glasgee
Web Site:Maybe not the pure half destroyed with the 25 yard free kick though
Email:don't.you@fucking.dare
Sleep talk
Monday, 10/9/00, 6:54 AM
Some filled my boots with porrige, And my pants with
custard...........aaahhhh............ yummmmuummmumu
Theres 2 lads breakin into the college, have to
break the weeds out of the door frame...... blocks
through windows. Mingo bingo the merciless his
second name is flood ..... this cup of quiff should
keep me awake for another few hours miff....
From: Bed
Web Site:Off to shoot peacocks
Email:z@zzz.zzzzzzzzz
Rory Breaker
Monday, 10/9/00, 4:52 AM
3 buttons, you'll want 3 race cars aswell, And a bag
of nails with varnish suits you. Where do those
lovely Peanuts want to go go I leave them hangin on
like a solo, one handed performance polishing
riffles eeehh! What the fuckkkk aar you doin ere,
wot da Fack ar you doin ere. blowgarts .. no
thanks... don't get me wrong I love it creamy!! mmmm
but the brain don't. fuk the bus, hot exhausts no
thank you blow it up ,, you'll burs youe lips..
Vertical something ????????? SUITS YOU SIR!!!!!!!
abuuuussshhhh to tired in work was he but awake for
the events to follow??????
From: Punge
Web Site:miffed with the locals
Email:sms@text.fuck_off_D4
Maggot
Monday, 10/9/00, 2:31 AM
What is the most memorable bar brawl you were
involved in ?? How many stools did you through??
Where they your own stools?? How many punches did
you throw?? Did you knot get involved because your
are [A] a tree hugging hippy Faggot [B] a vegitarian
faggot [C] A & B [D] Violence solves nothing and
is for the monkeys in which case you are homosexual.
Do you eat leaves in pubs?? Did you sleep with
fergal barry????
From: New york
Web Site:F**k U and you D4 Surveys
Email:SUck__Suck__SucK__sUcK_Fuck@piss.off
Frost
Sunday, 10/8/00, 7:02 AM
"Where is the Prince who can afford so to cover his
country with troops for its defence, as that 10,000
men descending from the clouds, might not, in many
places, do an infinite deal of mischief before a
force could be brought to repel them?" - Bejamin
Franklin, 1784. Thats what its all about, for me!
From: 2nd Battalion, 1st Parachute Brigade, 1st British Airborne Division, 1st British Airborne Corps, 1st Allied Airborne Army
Web Site:I Hate SMS Messages
Una-tron-Indestruct-ual The warrior
Wednesday, 10/4/00, 8:20 AM
Water tower ..... Going down..... Mr.kaniff The
phsyco is under observation..... Maxamise.
dednendnednendnednende MANGA dodododododududududud
MANGA Super-charged-quiff-beam queeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Manga.... dodododododod (Muchos Speedlines)
weeeaaaaaooouuu duvduvduvduvdododododo Hyper-flagon-
ball.. Turbo-wine-brown-shit-light-speed-bott-ual-
flash-smash-saber-punch aaaaaaaaaaawaaaaaaawaaahhh
(godlike voices) No I've got brekfast I think I'll
get the bus
From: The minge
Web Site:What has become of me
Email:Shiny_body@Solid.gift
Rory breaker
Wednesday, 10/4/00, 5:47 AM
And then the old home rumbled a great change had
taken place. And what was this four blokes sitting
around in a shed Hommered ...USS.Chipper... and so
it was... and great rejoicing... 2p for a sniff of
something wonderfull, what a pre-dick-ament.////////
And then the quiff dam exploded golden wavey lying
there why would threaten this???
From: Pilsner
Web Site:all in all your just a ......
Email:Free.crap@Full.bowl
Officer Police
Wednesday, 10/4/00, 5:41 AM
Have the fone brats being arrested yet... dm will be
upset if things don't calm down on the fonefront.
From: Státun nga Gardaí
Web Site:hello hello hello
Email:No.Soap@Mount.joy
Rory Breaker
Tuesday, 10/3/00, 7:44 AM
And this was all in this weeks episode of minge
farm. Good evening and good times ahead. What?? With
custard!!! Thats exceedingly good says Mister
Kipperling, but was he very drunk at the time. I say
theres more than meets the eye with these robots!!
And ingniting gaseous expulsions Very gentlemen
like. Anyone for frosted "buns" I love the sugar
sweet taste, mmmmmm peel those sweating and
exhausted people appart they've had their fun. And
then the sun broke through and showed me the way.
still to be a pup.......?? A greater destiny awaited.
From: Kenneth And Richards house
Web Site:What a spliffingly good Idea
Email:Me@Obscure____Obscured_by_clouds
Shit Eater
Monday, 10/2/00, 5:57 AM
AHAha ha jhs jkhdaa;kjdh Big filthy brown porrige
pie with wormg swimming around mmmmmmmmmmm. tuck in
... yum fuckin yum... And then he says, were famous,
Fuck em all.. Pups should be shot or shit in
From: Camelot
Web Site:rap your mouth around this
Email:Suck_@_fat.cock
X-ual
Monday, 10/2/00, 5:52 AM
The X-mobile is not a beeper, Try a fire man less to
take off. To Gymslip and especially to murt and his
family I'm sorry for deserting you in a genuine time
of need. To those brats with phones, there should be
laws about giving fones to thugs.... What did ye
smash this weekend, let me guess you took a shit in
a pint glass and threw it at a barman in the
glenside inn ?????(metal mania 2.. before your
time). you set a table on fire???? you fucked stools
at each other ( Both kinds of stools!!!!!). I LOVE
DUBLIN AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHH but the people up here
are homo bend-uals...... -ual TM. is a registered
trade mark 0f X-ual(r) inc. 1999(c) all rights
reserved... X- Destruct- Indestruct- Pup-
ChkChkaaahh- .. Devastator and hotrod and the atron
suffix are joint tm of X-ual inc. and
Transformers.inc ... My Penis is a registared Tool
of the virgin surgen school of butchery. WillKnot
are In vilotation of (c) laws , criminal laws,
humanatarian laws, fraud laws, and even the laws of
physics, I suggest the get them a Solicit-ual ( Oh
really I'm not biased Ohhhh you'll be scott free...
free pussy in Mount Joy.. Ben Dover : "lets play
mommy and Daddy who do you want to be" Willknot(will
too) : " d,d,d,d,d,Daddy" Ben : "Well come over here
and suck mammas dick") hahahah ahahahahah ahahahaha
ahahahaha ahahha
From: CUNT
Web Site:Is it anyones Buisness.... Sorry to murt
Email:X_is_Sorry@Murt.drummer
Jingle Balls
Friday, 9/29/00, 7:20 AM
You don't......wanna fuck with gym slip........'cos
gym slip......will fucking kill you. Willknot - blow
me.
From: Radio Hell
Web Site:Here's what Slipknot-lite can do...
Email:fuck@it.all
WILLKNOT
Friday, 9/29/00, 3:54 AM
wHATS THE RUMOURS WE'RE HEARING ABOUT gYMSLIP
SPLITTING IF mURT DOES NOT COME HOME THIS
WEEKEND?????aND o'CONNOR NOT REPLYING TO OUR TEXT
MESSAGES?????yES,IT IS TRUE.wE ARE NOW 2 PROUD GAY
MOBILE OWNERS.mISH
MASH,wwwwwaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh,see youse out
tonight boys.Feral snakes collide burn in my skull.
Gymslip
Friday, 9/29/00, 2:42 AM
Razor stench Pringles tube attaccccckkkk
(speedlines) AhhhhhhggghghghghgHGHGHGHGHGHGHG
ABUUUUUUDDDIIISSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHH!!!!!!!!
:Wipe dribble from gob: Optimum Velocity Eddie
Spinning Burger attack (Queeeeeeeeeeeech)
SMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Manga Boy Band Battles do ndondondond don don don
don de dedededed don don don
denDENDENDNEDNEDENDENDEN DEEEENNNNN GO Bands!!!
From: Say Fook AFFF
Web Site: Me Grimlock say we
Email:2@fingers.com
Fuck off
Friday, 9/29/00, 2:37 AM
Your all so gay Gypslip, are coming to Ireland and
were gonna bust your ass.... Super Manga fly electro
bottle smash CRASSSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
From: Fuck you
Web Site:you are all
Email:Suck my cock
Ulysees
Friday, 9/29/00, 2:35 AM
bou,bou,bou,bou bou bou bou-ou, bou-ou.Ulysees the
greatest warrior mortal man has known angered the
murt gods by destroying the Japs eye of the cyclops
with his strawsaber now only muchos alcohol can help
him and his two favorite feet to get retribution,
and ride the 3rd pig of the ancient dunasty. Join
Mingeysees and Penisysees in an all night
extravaganse of .......(%££(!^%£$*&%<<<< END
TRANSMISSION>>>>>>>*^5&^"(*&"$*&"*&$>.........
From: minge farm
Web Site:He took the
Email:31st@century.com
Dirt Box
Thursday, 9/28/00, 5:12 AM
From the Dirty box to the plate
>>>> > > From the plate to the microwave >>> And all
, I want is you... de de de de d
From: Pinky
Web Site:Cm&Dm at actung baby
Email:Not@today.com
Rory Breaker
Thursday, 9/28/00, 5:09 AM
Lion bars with peanut butter in the middle, fit for
a king, fit for a ride. What a vixen, not the
roadkill mind you. And then theres that frightfully
scary dinosaur in Tomb Raider, the first is always
the best. Stairway to heaven (not the song) what a
load of filth..... Excellent fucking excellent
everything is playing in concert to my device... . .
but whats to become of this one??
From: Golden Discs
Web Site:Punge dripping of the ceiling
Email:Technic@lego.cost.too.much
short films
Thursday, 9/28/00, 2:09 AM
Pooh Pooh Pooh Pooh Pooh.... I'm off to read a book
he he he he he he he he he I have climbed highest
mountains... only to find tomorrow nights
entertainment on the telly tonight.... smashing show
getting drunk on a thursday ... what a wizard idea!!
And the nurses they can stick something small and
cold up my arse anytime..
103degrees.com/thats/quiet/a_fever.html Cheeeeesssee
From: RTÉ
Web Site:Are they quiet MAD!!
Email:Hey.you@who_me.Yes_you
porrigepenis
Wednesday, 9/27/00, 7:22 AM
indeed i shall have it oh yes i will dont you worry
your small little head, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hh and
when it all falls into place the others shall then
realise ha ha ha ha. U.S.A. what a great plan indeed
it is??????????????????.yum yum cake and tea fuckin
yum. who wants a helping of penis porrige off santa
yum yum porrige.
From: rusk
Web Site:memory lane
Email:Penis.Porrige@dick.cheese____Frightfully_Simular_aren't_they
Munchie.Pup
Wednesday, 9/27/00, 7:18 AM
Mondays child is full of grace, Tuesdays child is on
the case, Wednesdays child wants something thats
pink, Thursdays child's a bowie song me think,
Fridays child will be burried to the makers name in
an Charlies Angel fringe.... Give me strenght you
Bastards.... Wash me car now.... get the dick cheese
of it
From: Up Stairs
Web Site:www.friday_night.com
Email:Xu@l.keech_ku.buumbuum.zoo.Station
Its easy with Cheesy Peas
Wednesday, 9/27/00, 7:10 AM
Whilst making lunch I used some Cheese on my
sangwhiches.... Cheese. .......Cheese and as I ate
some I could catch a sniff of its scent, or smell to
the lay man....Smell of Cheese .... and then in an
uncontrolable fit of laughter I sprayed the cheese
in the sink... ha ha ha .. I said to myself...
hahahaha the smell of this cheese ... HA HA HA HA
DICK CHEESE spread across the keyboard like
butter... hah ha ha ha ha ha the smell of this
cheese.. thank the lord I washed my willy this
morning..... did you???????
From: D.Ms Keyboard
Web Site:The scent of a wooo-MAN
Email:Cheese@X-ual.com
Skunk dog
Monday, 9/25/00, 7:16 AM
hahahaha I Could have crashed into the sea ...
Shunkdog2 ahoy in Dun laoghaire..
From: Dun laoghaire Coast road
Web Site:Skunkdog2
Email:Heap.of.shit@dog.com
Folly Foot
Saturday, 9/23/00, 11:07 AM
Fok aff neighbours are ball bags... I'm getting DM
and going out to get hhh hhhhhhh hhhhhhhhommered
From: the lightning tree
Web Site:Up to no good
Email:Horse.shoe@Folly.foot
Buried Paul
Saturday, 9/23/00, 7:11 AM
with her panties down, she can be my nighttime
bird....sorry i'm getting off track.....Its good to
be alive. Sometimes I wonder, how I survived, and in
my minds eye, when you're low no one seems to know.
A fallen angel denied, I feel no shame, when I'm
high. Its feels so good, it must be right. It feels
so good inside, INSIDE. Buy me PEPSI MAX & a naval
to drink it from.
Web Site:Turn Me On Dead Band
Email:Cucoforweed@empty.nl
Car seat
Thursday, 9/21/00, 9:22 AM
No batty boys drivin me and I only enjoy the best of
bums sitting on me.. except when the botterstown
brigade farts on me whilst in a hungover state...
Young ones getting smashed up ... I think not X-ual
would'nt perform such an act of pupery ( THats
£50)....!! Ohh I Mean A Ham sandwich
From: X-mobile
Web Site:I doo
Email:Front@seat.X-mobile
Miff
Thursday, 9/21/00, 5:58 AM
What's a boy supposed to do? Ignore the pest, and he
starts stroking my leg. Reprimand him with cushions,
and he starts sucking my nipples. Entertain him
weekly, offering the finest in dust-ridden, fire-
smoked-blanket accomodation, and he retaliates by
questioning our sexual preferences. Tsk tsk. That's
just not cricket, boyo. (Especially when the
perpetrator was the one voted Most Likely To Play
For Both City And United in secondary school).
Shocking.
From: Miff Towers
Web Site:When horny bastards attack...
Email:don't.you@fucking.dare
Love is in the air
Thursday, 9/21/00, 5:35 AM
Enough fun for my bum bum bum ... my bum is on the
chair bum has lots of hair .. look at me my bum is
kinda square!!!!
From: Cloud 69
Web Site:how do I feel?
Email:Sometimes@X_ual.com
Pest-ual
Thursday, 9/21/00, 5:27 AM
Mama loves her baby...
Daddy loves ya too....
And the sea may look warm to you baby...
And the sky may look blue..
ohhh ohhh ohhhh ohhhh Babe...
ohhh ohhh ohhhh ohhhh Baby blue..
ohhh ohhh ohhhh ohhhh..oohh oohh Babe..
If you should be given..
the cold shoulder when you visit your friends..
Then they fuck off to bed and leave you alone..
And expect too call back again..
Don't be surprised when they ask for a lift..
After all Youv'e nothing better to do..
So stay in on friday and get caught in the traffic..
With your hair falling out behind you as you open
another can... Dooo Doooo Dooo Dooo Dunnnn
From: Ignore me and I'll go away
Web Site:www.check_dis_out.com
Email:I_am_Goining@away.com
Channel 9 Neus ..
Thursday, 9/21/00, 2:35 AM
From: Channel 9 Neus ..
Web Site:Channel 9 Neus ..
Email:Channel@9.Neus
BallBagatron
Thursday, 9/21/00, 2:23 AM
2 decibels of noise? The only time you lower to 2
decibels of noise is when you're pillow-dribbling,
you bad pup. Mmmm kissy kissy CHANNNNELL ooops,
sorry, wrong personality, mmmmm kissy
kissyAGHGHGGAHGBLOODODOSOCDOSOO whoops, no, that's
the wrong side of me. Kissy kissy. Aww, we're sorry.
Come back to our house and you can smack me in the
balls again. No nipple-licking though. And stop
giving out about women.
From: Mega City
Web Site:Maker's Name
Email:nathin'
Unwanted
Thursday, 9/21/00, 2:14 AM
Its okay I'll go ... I wouldn't want ye to get
evicted. You fuckin pussies 2 decibals of noise and
yere pissin in your oversiz-ed novilty pants..
Faggots the lot.. I didn't see 2 much concern when
you were fuckin and blindin to the high heavens over
International superstar soccer???. All I wanted to
do was call round to see ye and you un grateful
wankers broke my heart and hurt my feelings... I
cried all night... How are ya gettin home
friday!!!!! Theres no cars allowed in the city its
national.."Irish muppet spa retard babbonn cockroach
transport fas scheme,, will take over for cars " My
cock You cushin grion guard punching freak.... I
starting to cry again........................ . . .
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From: not Booterstown annway
Web Site:Channel9..........Neuus
Email:Willaye@give_lifts_to.Carlow
Flipsnot
Tuesday, 9/19/00, 11:06 AM
wAp,comin'our direction unfortunately,now natural
born students,completely,plenty of beer every
night,3 pints fo a fiver??Fuck that shit,xcontacx
gives us4 for a fiver in Tully's.Times to give
up....Times you would,leave me out,demo
complete,happy chappies,who came up with the idea of
the cover...HORSCHIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Email:NEEDGIGS@WILLAYE.CUM
Tin tin with a beard
Tuesday, 9/19/00, 7:14 AM
Mombey the hoases are at'hin the flouas and shihhin
in the garden and at'hin paddies RICE KRISPIES the
nutritional breakfast ...........steady on chaps
From: Countryside
Web Site:try these
Email:mombey@shitflakes.com
Quiffatron
Tuesday, 9/19/00, 2:48 AM
How are yas lads now there's your lollies run on
home and tel no-one. (Mobile.. phone out) Hi Chipper
A lift to talbot terrace... 10 mins... fine..(10
mins later) Ueah I know the government are wankers
.. and students don't start me there ... alright £4
please!!! What!!!! Fuck bertie and his celtic
Donkey.. I want a Celtic football 11/11 no bad... (
around back and into shed) Well lads Nice to see ye
give me beer (gulp) more music (gulp) more volume
Gulp more putang ha ha gulp some times I am full -
ual ha ha gulp manga precission bottle speedline
smash.. gulp were bard gulp soccer...... gulp sunday
mornin fuck
From: Beyond thunderdrome
Web Site:I'd ride any women with a heart beat
Email:Quiff.at.obscure@wait_now.thats.wrong
fillslot
Tuesday, 9/19/00, 2:38 AM
Hi Were a bunch of pupish knackers.. Fuck banks (can
we say fuck onair ) Well fuck it anyway .. where was
I ??? Oh yeah Pint glasses in the face's of all
Banks. We want a record deal And how about this for
an album cover Pictures of us wanking on a Barlow
Skabrakabaabera camera.. I hope no-one tought of
doing these things before or were up shit creek. Fup
it we'll do it anyway. now gives us gigs in Budlin
From: Barlow
Web Site:www.fillslot.cell.barlow.garda.barracks.com
Email:fillslot@WillAye.com
M.U.R.T (slip_drum_R)
Tuesday, 9/19/00, 1:33 AM
Ahh - a fine return to the guestbook days of
obscurity. And just not giving a fuck. Marvellous
work, people. But disturbing news filters through
from the 'Rothery - Joey dread-less?
From: The Shed
Web Site:gym ass slip...
Email:need_to_play@drums.co.uk
Willknot
Monday, 9/18/00, 8:09 AM
Why do people write such shit in the guestbook that
we can barely understand?Please,write in English and
use this guestbook as a fucking answering machine
not a guestbook.Thank you.
the phone ponce
Monday, 9/18/00, 6:01 AM
Sorry for putting in 2 entries but you see I'm such
a stupid fucking arse intruder, that I don't have a
clue how to work the simplest of machines.. no
people like me will give cause for IT departments
and companies to start up because we require
fatbastards on bikes with homosexual helmets to
cycle round the building to fix stuff that we broke
and are too fucking stupid to admit to our fault.
Well what about this phone ... I need something
really strong so I can shield my brain with tumors,
and I'd like something thats manafactured by slaves
in a 3rd world cuntry.. oh yeah and it must be
completely over priced so my poncey UPI so called
friends will not think I'm cheaping out of our
latest craze, spending ridicolous amounts of money
on gay products because we work in pufter e.commerce
companies that sell giant vibrating dildos to rich
buisnessman pervos. sorry I have to use my existing
2 week old mobile to make a call to some faggot to
tell him that I'm buying a new phone to replace my
old and outdated one. Hi faggot friend ... what
"Burnch" in Marks and poncers ... yes thats sounds
like a stupid and expensive way to waste time why
don't we call some more of our little Drag parade
and march our way in gay&lezzers New York St
patricks style in the door and waste the rest of the
day. Right we'll all meet up in our faggot size 00 -
D reg minicars, Park them in a fuckin spastic
fashion one could only assosiate with a blind def
and dumb babbon retarded cockroach. and then we'll
play it by R"ear", okay bye... now I wan't that
phone their.. Ohh this a shoe shop.. Right have you
got and swedish aligatorskin sneekers.. Well I heard
there is such thing.........
Can I have a job in R.T.E
From: Titland
Web Site:Thats me
Email:_face@elephantgun.com
I'd like to buy a phone
Monday, 9/18/00, 5:42 AM
From: Dublin 4
Web Site:D 4 hobbies
Email:Ponce@Dublin4.wankers
M.U.R.T (slip_drum_R)
Monday, 9/18/00, 1:18 AM
Ha ha ha - the season of les champignons magique,
perhaps? Enjoy yourself Fludd-ee. Whoops - I appear
to have TRIPPED. But try to remember some of the
damn basslines...yum yum.
From: The Shed
Web Site:gym ass slip...
Email:need_to_play@drums.co.uk
W.A.P.
Sunday, 9/17/00, 9:42 AM
YOUV'VE JUST HAD A HEAVY SESSION OF ELECTROSHOCK
THERAPY, YOU HAVEN'TBEEN THIS RELAXED IN WEEKS,
ALL YOUR CHILDHOOD TRAUMA,S MAGICLY WASHED AWAY
ALONG WITH MOST OF PERSONALITY.
From: SHROOM
Auchtung Davy
Sunday, 9/17/00, 6:35 AM
Are my friends electric?
"Turn me on dead band".............you see its a
collection in my head.
FADE OUT
From: Zoo Bahnhof
PUPS
Wednesday, 9/13/00, 4:38 AM
mURT.mURT.Murt.We will e-mail all the shit to you
once we get our student card which could be
tomorrow.We can spend an hour in here for fuck-
all.Will you be home this weekend??As for relocating
to Dublin,hopefully sooner rather than later.Any
gigs coming up??DefMe,Slipknot all but sold out the
Point.Murt agus Moran 1-0 DefMe.
Quiff-atron
Wednesday, 9/13/00, 2:14 AM
Quiffed out to the max.... wheres me 4 track
From: Quiff Village
Web Site:Its more than I can handle Its just .....
Email:Quiff@out_quiffed.com
Devastator
Wednesday, 9/13/00, 2:09 AM
Guururrrrrr!!! Who was fu*king the aib with pint
glasses.. O rock band in carlow hahahah tell me
another one.I think willknot should relocate to
dublin and then they can drink with murt and dave
every second night.. I'm sure those minxy neighbours
won't mind.........
From: Decepticon H.Q
Web Site:F**K Roadstone
Email:J.C.B@roadworks.com
M.U.R.T (slip_drum_R)
Tuesday, 9/12/00, 1:24 AM
Willknot - bacdafucup. How am I supposed to put
together your inlay if I don't have SPECIFICATIONS?
Whaddamaisupposedtodo, pull them out of my ass? Song
titles? Colour or black and white? And photos?
They're no use to me - I don't have a scanner here.
So put ALL your details on disk, along with scanned
photos etc, and give it to Floody or O'Connor to
pass on to me, if you don't want to wait until I'm
home again. Or else email them to me, using your
Webtalk address. And quit using copyrighted L.A.D.
trademarks or you'll have Prosecution Lawyer Kiwi
Cochrane on your worthless asses.
AND QUIT USING THIS SON-BITCH-FUCKING GUESTBOOK AS
AN ANSWERING MACHINE!!!!!
From: The Shed
Web Site:gym ass slip...
Email:need_to_play@drums.co.uk
Mourne and Pain
Monday, 9/11/00, 8:13 AM
Murt,get this(cover done)or die because we can't put
it out without the fuckin' cover.We have an
intro,Outro and 3 songs in between.Flood-dog has
already had the privilige(??!!)of hearing the demo
version of the demo(!!).Saturday out...Tully's
Tavern...Pigs decide to arrest the boys for throwing
pint glasses at the AIB...Oh shit,what
next???...Where are you Murt????...Who do we give
the photos to??????????????????????+++++++++++++
Abbafukinskunk-upup
Monday, 9/11/00, 4:48 AM
Brazil 1 - 1 Evil brazil, And the curse of sudden
death ruins the Amstel-graveyard's chances of making
the extra grasp for personal glory. Hope the nurses
"came" to tell ye to play with them instead of a
N64. So who scored who In your wild 2 Man House
party. I'm sorry I took the only bird home with me,
ha ha ha ha ha.... MR Snuts This page is goin down
hill fast... I remember when I used to I'd leave
FUCKIN OBSCENE MESSAGES OF SMELLING CUNTZ AND TALES
OF SHIT IN PIPES AND GERMAN PROSSIES GIVEN GOLDEN
SHOWERS LIKE THEY WERE GOING OUT OF FASHION... COLD
BATHS OF WATER ARE ON ME ... the golden shower kid
is strong a tough cause only the piss is gold-en-
ough the creamiest quiff the whitest clit X-uals
golden showers, the quiff pumps are on me
horaayaay... Who's that pup on top of the tower oih
oih your goin home in a fukin ambulance oih oih ...
sorry eddie can I have a bag a chips and a vindaloe
so as my ass will burn and my piles will quartize
with the firey dioreahhea, and an eddie burger with
cheese hole the eddie-wart. Wart NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Don DON DOn DOn bom bom bombombom Jedi fenge
warrior, Sith lord or putang .... that was snuts'z
falt makin me drunk and encouraging me to be puppy
horn bottle. I'll fikin show you ya kaniff. any how
Id better get home with these eddie burgurs or the
dog will get quiffed and bite me. (Mobile CAN) hello
chipper ... ya.. outside eddies ... 10 mins??...
bye... think I'll walk.....(walking).. What are
those fuckers looking at .. " well lads hows it
goin " ... (20 yards away) fukin wankers ... mmmm
the quiff is good nosh.... wait I'm almost home and
I haven't been bold enough yet.. I think i'll set
this bin on fire.... ha haaaaiiigh( prounenced jee
haych) runn runnn runn runn pink floyd are the gift
well dog fuck out a me way ... ma I'm in ...
TRANSFORMERS THE MOVIE Fantastic buzzzz zzz zz zz zz
zz
From: Oooofna-aaan
Web Site:How far will you go for your county
Email:Mail_my_fukin_lawyer@mkay.com
Mourne and Pain
Thursday, 9/7/00, 7:17 AM
Have no fear,Willknot will knot split.We would never
dream of disappointing our legion of
fans.Abudish,these rumours of a bust-up are false.We
are going from strenght to strenght.We have now took
it upon ourselves to complete the demo.We just await
a call from Murt to complete the cover.Photos will
be taken tonight and will be sent to Murt once he
comes home or sends us his address.Willknot willknot
split-have no fear.
joebags
Wednesday, 9/6/00, 5:09 AM
alright lads, this is the first time i've seen your
website, nice work we'll give you a buzz soon about
some upcoming gigs in balbriggan. Take it
easy,Joebags.
From: planet mononom
joebags
Wednesday, 9/6/00, 12:20 AM
Monday, 9/4/00, 12:27 PM
Offical Willknot News Just In - Willknot have
disbanded much to the dissapproval of the enitre
music world. Rumours are abounding of the reasons,
some say it was because of Mr. S. Moran's new
haircut which the other band members believed not to
be in the direction where they were heading. So
after much bitching, a bust up ensued between Mr. S.
Moran and Mr. B. Payne outside a local fast food
outlet. The facts are still shady, but one thing is
for sure, Willknot no longer exists. We mourn the
loss of a band that really were too good to be
appreciated in their own time.
Fringe-ual and co.
Monday, 9/4/00, 10:40 AM
Murt,the official Willknot demo is now completed
finally.Using the cover that you came up with,can
you finish the whole sleeve.If you ring me tomorrow
between 7.30 and 3pm I'll give you the info.By the
way,Moran is now the king of beards and fringes.Fuck
you all.
Email:Murt
W.A.P
Sunday, 9/3/00, 9:46 AM
homeless on the streets givin handjobs for crack, it's esay M
Kay.
hows abuoot gettin us outa \theses fuckin chairs.
yeah babie yeah.
Email:W.e A.re P.erverts
Eeyore
Friday, 9/1/00, 3:55 AM
Kuntz crying out for decent gigs.....kuntz^^^^^^^^
Life Is Short
Wednesday, 8/30/00, 6:46 AM
What is goin' on????Is Flooddog now dropping out of
what is potentially a jaw dropping project??Me hopes
knot.Today we should all be a gathering up in Dublin
for....Ah,I'll say no more.Is the Shed on this
weekend Murt????Major piss-up this weekend to drown
our sorrows.Anyone tried Aftershock????Highly
recommended by yours truly....
From: The Knot
Email:Beermat
Foul Minge
Monday, 8/28/00, 2:48 AM
Le total embarassment fuking pew . no shoes , no
socks , no hope , no wet salty water sand. NO FUKIN
WAY. Dirty french words my friend thats all there is
left. Get that fukin hoover out and that dust out
too I'm still recovering from the fuking hayfever. D
m I'm sleeping with you plutonicly, M snuts Your
bathroom is going down in a blaze of incineration
????is that smell of fish still there????
From: Fromage
Web Site:Lé stink de muff
Email:echú@l._
mucker mac muck
Saturday, 8/26/00, 9:15 AM
gis a job some wann or i'd be goin mad very soon n
a ll the rest,
beer mat what was i on, up the irons, i hope the
boys had a good time at the reading>
intruder is pissed
Email:oh suits you sir
gytrhy6jpile
Friday, 8/25/00, 3:45 AM
Dave,whats this shit about Pitchshifter definetly
coming to Eire?????This just proves DefMe knows fuck
all about touring and has no gig knowledge.I rest my
case...Oh by the way,hurry up and do our photo
shoot...
The pups
Wednesday, 8/23/00, 10:35 AM
Whats this shit about us jacking off in
public....we'd never do such a thing!!!!Ah no,we
did.And Murt if its true what I heard about you
hacking in to those cameras....Boys if that gets out
there will be hell to pay.Rehersals today went down
a storm.See you all this wochende....
M.U.R.T (slip_drum_R)
Monday, 8/21/00, 6:58 AM
"The whole thing I think is CANCELLED. The whole
thing I think is CANCELLED." gym slip... Enterprises
(GSE) will refrain from further comment until
excuses have been made. Willknot - you're taking
these Slipknot antics a little too far. Jacking off
in front of security cameras outside Abrakebabra,
nameless? Tsk tsk. And to our Swedish brethren,
Floody's newest, I presume - thank you for checking
in. We hope to be rocking your asses in your country
someday, sometime. If it be God's will. Limerick,
you're a lady.
From: gym slip...
Web Site:gym ass slip...
Email:need_to_play@drums.co.uk
A rather bearded one...
Monday, 8/21/00, 6:47 AM
Murt,once again,ring me today between 3pm and 10pm
as I think I might have got ye a gig in Dublin for
the 31st.If not ring me at my home number tomorrow.I
have lost yours.Bollox to Slipknot,here come the
slip to make amends.My work no. is 31029.As for
Flooddog...my God when I see you next weekend!!!!
Beermat is all go for next weekend or is it??????The
pups.......
Email:Murt_less_slip
Bark
Sunday, 8/20/00, 1:33 PM
Hello there dont forget to drink alot nowe do you
here. Good sent use to earth to drink and fuck and
eat alot of red meat. The way to haeven is to sin
and sin like hell so that not ewen the devil wants
you and GET TO SWEDEN YOU FUCKS.
From: Sweden
Web Site:www.zipendala.homepage.com
Email:Zipendala@hotmail.com
beardless
Sunday, 8/20/00, 8:38 AM
oh no the time has come for me appointment with dr razor:(
not good now is it. up the irons in scragges front bar, good sing
along by def me.
twartin spanish inthe tav..sur ya can't be doin dat
haja
Saturday, 8/19/00, 7:32 PM
Floody´s green clothing is on its way back to the
island, with a great new picture of haja´s new
boots. i live my boots. I do. I wish I was near the
green.. floody- stuff.
From: sverige
Email:hajaru@hotmail.com
Tour Accountant
Saturday, 8/19/00, 11:18 AM
What did i tell ye!!!!!!!!!! Don't mind their
excuses that they will come out with. Its poor
ticket sales & nothing else. The fact is plain &
simple...."SLIPKNOT will never play the Point,
unless they sell out". Never doubt my tour knowledge
again. Beers instead that night, i think! CHILL
WINSTON.
Web Site:I am always right!
Slipknot
Saturday, 8/19/00, 9:43 AM
Boys,the freakshow is off.Slipknot have cancelled.I
have never been so pissed off.Its not the bands
fault,its the Parents Council.Let the battleplans
begin."Fuck this shit,I'm sic of it,you're goin'
down,this is a war!!".i'LL BE OFF TO START WRITING
LETTERS.
Email:To all concerned...
Willknot
Friday, 8/18/00, 9:43 AM
Wednesday,full..Clown impressins in Nexus..We've set
a new trend....30th will be the death of us
all......Kuntzzzzzzz ';;[[0098290155][7'8]7=6==5=4-
3-02-2-
23334345444555645788858'[[];'koP!)")"££{£@${${(£$((${
$}%}%@}%}%+%_^_+%+$}£}}"£££
Friday, 8/18/00, 9:39 AM
The Mathematics Of Rage
Email:Murt_slip=genius
M.U.R.T (slip_drum_R)
Friday, 8/18/00, 2:44 AM
And so the plot thickens - what bastard roped me
into the Beermat minions? I have demands, you know.
I want a drum tech. And a weekly wage. And
endorsements from Tama, Paiste and Ahead. What's
that you're offering - a flagon? Where do I sign...
From: The Shed
Web Site:gym ass slip...
Email:need_to_play@drums.co.uk
D.U.R.T & K.U.R.T
Friday, 8/18/00, 2:01 AM
Whaz wrong, you not like our comments???, how
strange you musnt want the contract so, oh well, its
a quite night for me cinema to watch X-men and to
drink some coke and eat some PRINGLES!!!!!!!.........
From: Dusseldorf
Web Site:Question?
Email:D.U.R.T@Rock.n.roll
X-ual-atron
Thursday, 8/17/00, 4:02 AM
Dublinski . . . . . . Every journey has a
start........ Every Legend has a begining . . . . .
. . . .Every saga has a hero . . . . . . Every city
has 3 pups . . . . . . Good things come in 3 . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . X . . . . . .EM . .
. . . . defme . . . . . . . F.S.U
From: Cybertron
Web Site:I have become
Email:X_u@l._
The nboys full
Wednesday, 8/16/00, 10:25 AM
Boys,after recieving results,exceded all
expectations,not yet as brainy as M urtunggggggus
but close.Full to ttttthe nnnnneck.Allkl the
way.Beerm,at,where do we begin?????????First
rehersal Saturday 19/8/00 Always remember never
forget.Floody,all boys Saurday Tulls full
wahuuuuuhhhhhh wahuuuuuuuhhh wahuuuhhh After
rehersal.....Slipknot....hope ye all got your
tickets......buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Email:the boys not full
Jay and Silent Bob
Tuesday, 8/15/00, 10:28 AM
Murt,we thank you from the bottom of our
hearts.Artwork=savage.As for the supergroup,where
ist das website???Slow off the mark me thinks.As for
covers,What about nAILBOMB "wASTING AWAY',sOULFLY'nO
hOPE..'cUNT OUT OF TIME,TOMORROW RESULTS,WELL
PROBABVLY WRIT E IN CKUNTZ...
Email:murt=god
M.U.R.T (slip_drum_R)
Monday, 8/14/00, 6:01 AM
Am I to take it from these cryptic guestbook
wanderings that a heavy metal supergroup,
masquerading under the banner of "Beermat", was
formed whilst under the influence last Saturday
evening? Most commendable. After all, was this not
how the mighty OnTheTable came into being?
(OnTheTable + one name change + two extra members =
gym slip...) As for the artwork - sorry, I got
sidetracked, it WILL be uploaded onto the
Willknot_cw images page before the day has slipped.
From: gym slip...
Web Site:gym ass slip...
Email:need_to_play@drums.co.uk
Beermat
Monday, 8/14/00, 4:06 AM
MARTIN POOR 'OL MARTIN.why fill us two boys full of
cum???!!!!Artwork????To find out more about The
latest Beermat news,ring myself at 31029 or my home
number or else ring the possibly unbearded one
TODAY.You have been warned.
Email:Murt.cum
A Beermat
Monday, 8/14/00, 4:00 AM
Saturday..Tully's...tavern..simon..brian..The
Bearded
one...Decky....cider,smithicks,carlsberg,guiness,Jack
Daniels...boys pure destroyad full...THUS the
fruits of this great night...BEERMAT....a reality.
Email:PUSS.I.N.B.O.O.T.S
M.U.R.T (slip_drum_R)
Monday, 8/14/00, 3:37 AM
And why should SimonKnot be apologising for gracing
the Shed with the presence of the two latest members
of gym slip...'s UK Street Team? Tsk. We should be
thanking you. Actually, no. You and your guitar-
playing side-kick are to be reprimanded for your
latest shock tactics. Attempting to poison The Beard
with alcohol? Stealing our awesome photographer &
tour manager? Jumping onstage to perform backing
vocals and then forgetting to join in? If you
weren't such nice boys I'd have to take you DOWN
WITH THE SLIPNESS. Check out the images page on your
website for some choice Willknot_cw artwork. Abudish.
From: gym slip...
Web Site:gym ass slip...
Email:need_to_play@drums.co.uk
pussy in boots
Sunday, 8/13/00, 7:49 AM
BEERMAT?? IS IT JUST DRUNKIN SLOBBER OR REALITY???
WE'LL ALL HAVE TO FINDOUT NOW WON'T WEE.
FROM THE INTRUDER ITS GOING TO BEE A TUFF WANN.
DEF ME SHALL SUFFER FOR NOT KUMMING OUT LAST
NIGHT BOLD SLEEPY BOY.
THE BEARD HAS SPOKEN,
Dutch
Saturday, 8/12/00, 1:46 PM
PEPSI - cofo!!!!!!!!!!
I'm just a photographer, you make me feel so big!
Much more, than most, if you will. NOT
From: Schijndel
Web Site:Its Using the Trees
Email:No I'm Not@am i sure.com
FUCUPFREAC
Friday, 8/11/00, 12:36 PM
Everyone should check out those lyrics for pure
scathing attacks on the trends.And everyone,Defme is
now ours(Willknot),photographer etc.He has now got
sense.
Simon says....
Friday, 8/11/00, 12:34 PM
Murt,I have a complete confession to make.I see
Brian has been taking the rap.....well I am in fact
responsible for those insults and 50% responsible
for those coming back to the Shed.But all is
forgiven.Floodmaster is back to teach us a thing or
2 about drinking.We have now overtaken him where
speed is concerned.We are now fully fledged
alcoholics fuck,we even know the alchos and bums in
this wee town.Murt,I thank you for printing those
lyrics.
From: Saturday...
Email:murtunggggggggggus.......
intruder
Wednesday, 8/9/00, 10:58 AM
ahou the boyz, well i'm back to play hard rawwwwwwwkkkk wv
the boyz for the slip, yes, top banana to ye all, and more to the
point raga muffin, i bring tales of filth, full, kamal kum, lesbos,
roskilde ticket fir dave(ups forgot the tee shirt).
i will greet ye all very soon in a drunkin slobber, be sure to
"introduce yourself, right on" as i have forgotten all yer punk prick
names, till tullys and bippys
fuck you and good bye
the bearded master has returned, ha ha ha ha
From: xnomorph
Email:abduction
Procrastination Watcher
Wednesday, 8/9/00, 4:32 AM
Charming. A boy spends valuable company hours
updating Willknot's Big Red Website, and what does
he get in return? Howls of derision and insults. It
brings a tear to my eye. As you can see, I have the
power and the sulking ability to remove any
guestbook entries I don't approve of, so fah q.
Simon, your lyrics have been added to the site.
Brian, any more lip out of you and I'll divulge the
pillow dribble you were spouting at 7am. Punk-ass.
From: The Shed
Web Site:gym ass slip...
Email:deftones@smiths.cover
Willknot
Tuesday, 8/8/00, 5:19 AM
We somehow made it to Witnness-----pure full for 24
hours.Turn,Wilt,Co.uk all kicked our ass.Feeder
shocked with their set-brilliant.Travis
disappointed.Therapy cleaned up.I've seen some of
the best fucking live bands in the world inc.Slayer
and I have to say,Therapy? wiped the floor with
them.Till next weekend when floody returns...Slainte
agus go raibh maith agat.
Bob
Friday, 8/4/00, 11:36 AM
You're all sick and Depraved. Speaking of which
whilst have a glass of fine wine in my local bistro
I happen apon a hairy man mentioning as much as he
could how he used to be in such a band. Seems he's a
nieghbour of mine, this nieghbourhood has really
gone down. Next thing you know they'll be drinking
on the streets outside my door. Not if I can help
it, I got those travellers moved I can move some
underclass real-estate de-valuers. Riff raff the
lot. Why back in my day.......praise the lord
From: Canada
Web Site:Praise Jesus
Email:Praiselord@jesus.com
smashual and brokuual reunited
Saturday, 7/29/00, 12:10 PM
Boys,we've fuckin' beaten ye in the number of
entries in our guestbooks over the past two
weeks.Victory!!Willknot 1-0 gym slip...Jaysus,where
is everyone?????
From: North of Hell
Email:GYMSLIP...
Simon
Monday, 7/10/00, 6:33 AM
Hope everyone has their tickets for Slipknot.This is
the last you'll hear of me until the 27,July 'cause
I'm off to foreign lands for some sun and Kamel
Kum.Sorry I can't make it for Jimmy's 21st in the
Workmans(!).Jesus,I'm a slow typist.I'm still not
over Slayer.WAH-UHHHHH!!!Can't wait for Witnessto
see Therapy? in particular.If Floody can find the
Internet abroad in the fields,hey,I might
too.eVERYONE WHO CHECKS OUT THIS SITE,CHECK OUT THE
wILLKNOT SITE AND DROP US A LINE FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!
From: South Of Heaven
camel kum
Sunday, 7/9/00, 1:50 PM
i'm pissed and i like it, so fuck you and yer granny.
well the men how be the form, i miss you to murt ,
yeven if ya are a smelly drummer.
see ye later
fuck you and good bye
Smashual minus Paindog...
Wednesday, 7/5/00, 11:58 AM
jUST AFTER SEEING SLAYER.nEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE
IT.THEY DESTROYED THE PLACE.ONLY SLIPKNOT CAN MATCH
THEIR INTENSITY.SEE YE ALL SOON.
From: cEATHARLACH
Web Site:hTTP:WWW.HOMESTEAD.COM/WILLKNOT_CW
Desperate Drummer
Tuesday, 7/4/00, 1:03 AM
FLOOOOODY!!! Hurry up and get the fuck back from
your Bippy Tour. gym slip... need to rawwwwk. Give
them all one in the name of METAL.
From: Maker's Name
Web Site:U.S.S. Chipper
Email:need_to_play@drums.co.uk
Computer Illiterates??
Monday, 7/3/00, 12:54 AM
Willknot - "Can we get a guestbook on our site?";
Murt - "Try clicking on the big white logo that
has "GUESTBOOK" imprinted on it."
From: Duh
roskilde
Sunday, 7/2/00, 10:05 AM
ahou the boys the weather is alot better today but
alot of the bands have cancelled, oh well thats the
way it goes. hey the knots i seen yer jacket here
some big metaler has it and i'm not going to ask him
fer it.
talk soon.
From: piss off
Web Site:mash mash
def ME action
Saturday, 7/1/00, 12:52 PM
Rolled homogenous nickel-steel plate; electro-welded
interlooking-plate construction. 8.8cm L/56 KwK36
rifled cannon. Why but of course, its the PzKpfw VI
Tiger Ausf H/E
From: 10th SS Panzer Division
Web Site:Panzerkampfwagen
David with a d
Saturday, 7/1/00, 7:26 AM
Floody, its good to see you're ALIVE, but i still
want a NIN t-shirt!!!! Hop to it BITCH!!!
Willknot
Saturday, 7/1/00, 7:15 AM
Just after seeing our site.Gift.Can we have a
guestbook and how can we enter our own shit into it
or do you do it?????Everyone should have a look!!
Once again Murt Thanks..
Email:Murt
Willknot
Saturday, 7/1/00, 7:12 AM
the Willknot pups
Saturday, 7/1/00, 7:05 AM
Murt,thanks for getting a start on the site man,much
appreciated.I'll check it out now.Floody,who the
fuck died????And Meade,Slipknot are selling out the
Point rapid on their own,so I've heard.We have the
tickets purchased,as for Slayer.....O'Connor
disappointed last night as no mischief was had,so we
were alone once more to act the pups.Till Monday...
Email:everyone
the dog
Saturday, 7/1/00, 6:10 AM
hey all the boyz in the eire, fuckin bad buzz here
as ye all may know with the deaths of 5 people,
everyones on a huge downer, it should have never
have happened,
well the weather is shit and i'm pissed and i don't
mind.
well ill see ye all soon, hope fully, dave sorry i
couldn't sell yer ticket cos there was alot of
security around, up the slip
floody out
Murt Snuts
Friday, 6/30/00, 2:36 AM
Willknot - bacdafucup. Stop annoying me - your Big
Red Webshite is at
http://www.homestead.com/willknot_cw
:-(Note the Carlow extension; somebody else has
already taken "willknot"). There's fuck all on it at
the moment because you've given me fuck all to put
on it. Follow the link from the gym slip... links
page.
From: gym slip...
Web Site:Yum yum
Email:bad@hangover.com
Tour Accountant
Wednesday, 6/28/00, 6:24 AM
As gym slip...'s accountant, I severely doubt the
authenticity of Slipknot playing a gig at the Point
Depot. They must be support to a bigger band (Korn,
Metallica..etc) or are part of a larger bill, that
would attract an audience of the magnitude (5000-
6000 people)to make such a show financialy viable.
Tot up your sums...you'll see what i mean!!!
the slipwillknots
Tuesday, 6/27/00, 11:30 AM
Boys,yes ye are all reading this right.Once
again,Slipknot,the Point,30.August.Gig of your lives
on our very shores.Murt and Jimmy can teach them a
bit of as Gaeilge since(as you know Murt)we can't
speak our language for shite.X-Ual,where will we
meet you on Friday and what about the demo????gym
slip... were awesome on Thursday.Murt,whats our
website address?And Murt whats YOUR address and I'll
post lyrics and photos to you.Once again,SLIPKNOT
THE POINT 30-AUGUST-2000.....
From: the point,30-aug.2000
Web Site:SLIPKNOT
Email:EVERY-FUCKING-ONE
I am LEGEND
Friday, 6/23/00, 3:46 AM
To the Beat, to the beat! IBAS..what a riff coupled
with that melody. SORTED
From: Where legends are From:
Web Site:Intelligent Body Assembly System
Email:Ask my Tank
financial accountant ME
Friday, 6/23/00, 3:23 AM
gym slip... rocked & shocked to the beat, last
night.Plus I had some scoops. Which was nice!
From: Chartered Institute of Management Acountants
Web Site:Is that a dagger is see before me
Email:Scalpel
X-ual
Thursday, 6/22/00, 9:14 AM
White Nike Jacket found in X-mobile Likely to belong
to band of young pups........ Friday night will
reveal... Minge
From: Aussie pink floyd concerts
Web Site:To horny to hold on
Email:Xu@l._
Def Maiden
Thursday, 6/22/00, 7:28 AM
Where is da shit we wrote last Friday night, dog?
You promised the Meades a publishing deal!
CHILL WINSTON
Web Site:We love Saturnine
Email:If_then_else@orange.com
Willknot
Wednesday, 6/21/00, 9:00 AM
Fucking excellent-I am now going to Slayer thanks to
the Soundcellar.Can't fucking wait!!!And Leeds--
Marty and Wog may be going too!!Fucking Slipknot!!!
And Witness,whodafuckisgoingtoWitnesswithus?????
Marty,do us up a copy of the new demo for tomorrow
will ya???And by the way,'White Pony' is the best
metal release since Slipknot and before that fucking
Iron Maiden(fucking lies Floody!!)
From: Ireland
Email:the boys
the willknots
Wednesday, 6/21/00, 8:51 AM
Poor ol'Floody can't accept the fact that Mrs.Flood
wants him home early for bed.Anyways,the Leaving has
ended 1 hour ago and I swear ta God,the drink that
will be consumed over the next few days (especially
Thursday and Saturday)will be (sic).Be prepared
lads!!And ye won't be doing 'pigz'ya shower o'cunts!!
Can't wait for Saturday,Knackfest or no
Knackfest.Floody we'll sign ya off on a good note!!
How about another trip to the water tower or maybe
more vandalism??!!!Till tomorrow............
Email:all the boys
def ME
Wednesday, 6/21/00, 5:49 AM
Whos taking the horse to France, you Punk!
When is the photo shoot/beer on Killiney Head.
From: Schijndel
Web Site:I Can't hear in my Right Ear!
Mich‚al OCoil‚ain
Monday, 6/19/00, 12:29 PM
Shut yer fuckin face UncleFucker... Tremendez change
to the "airborne kite" Murt. How's the Gruaige
today? See ya Thursday...
ire Amh in...
From: ireann
i'm
Sunday, 6/18/00, 10:36 AM
From: not
Web Site:dentist
Email:but
white nike jacket
Sunday, 6/18/00, 10:34 AM
ha ha ha ha ye'll never find me ye smelly knots, i'm on the run from
ye cunts, with yer heavy musik and all that drinkin, bollox to ye all.
ha ha ha ha ha ha
Email:down the road
fodog
Sunday, 6/18/00, 10:29 AM
how tha boys doin eh?? them boyz outa the Knot have filled all yer
heds up wiv lies bout meself and the lads(drdek+wog+siobhan
oops i mean jimmy) leavin the pub earily, the two knots are bad
boys indeed, all this lies comming from the knots who, don't like
iron maiden tsk tsk, haven't heard river runs red, urban discipline, i
means cum on the lads where have you been, and don't skit me or
i'll kill ye ya here, whoss, bitch ass mutherfuckers.
see ye in at the gig in dub lads we'll all be meetin around 6pm in
bruxelles, thats okay with everyone i hope.
sorry dave i had to cum home to ceatherlach, you should have
rang, or maybe thas the opposite way around.
from now on its time to abuse jimmy and wog cos they never see
these pages.
see ye shit eaters
From: tullys
Smashual agus brokual
Friday, 6/16/00, 3:42 AM
Where's my jacket Murt?????Missing since
Floodfest,it has done a miraculous disappearing act
on me.Last seen in Floody's garage.Floody has not
seen.He claims Murt has done a runner with
it.Description:white
NikeJacket.
gym slip...=shite (We don't really
mean it,it just looks good!!)
Email:Murt
Smashual and Brokual
Thursday, 6/15/00, 3:56 AM
Whats the story for the 22 June????I may get in
contact with Floody shortly.And O'Connor when the
fuck is Knackfest going ahead???Is it a
Friday,Saturday or Sunday????And last weekend Johnny
went home early,Floody and jimmy went to bed at
10pm.No life in these guys at all.And here's us in
the middle of the Leaving and we can manage to stay
in the pub until closing hours.....Till tomorrow...
From: .....
Web Site:Willknot
Email:Gymslip
Simon agus Brian
Thursday, 6/15/00, 3:50 AM
We're back.Jesus no new fucking entries worth
reading!!!Are we the only ones that write in this
fucking thing??!!!First of all I'd like to say the
Willknot duo are ready to destroy Leeds.Murt,can you
get us tickets??Are you going too??We'll be going on
the Slipknot/Rage day,the Saturday.Boys,that will be
the death of us.And Jimmy,FUCKING SLAYER ARE SOLD
OUT AS I PREDICTED!!!I am so pissed off about that.I
might go to see Rollins Band instead.To be
continued....
From: Your Arse
Web Site:Willknot
Email:The boys...
Can I cum too
Monday, 6/12/00, 3:20 AM
From: X-ual
def ME
Saturday, 6/10/00, 2:07 PM
Next Friday night, Murt......Holland v Denmark. You
bring the beer & I'll bring the bippies in orange!
From: Saturnine
Web Site:If_then_else
willknot
Friday, 6/9/00, 4:38 AM
Murt,who has the pictures of us at
Floodfest???? Simon_knot and Brian_knot and
our biggest fan....Willie_knot....
Email:murt_slip
Simon and Brian
Friday, 6/9/00, 4:35 AM
X-Ual we apologise.The best producer in the world
needs time to perfect the sound of the greatest band
in the world.We understand.By the way,Floody and
Decky made it to the long hours of 11.30 pm on
Saturday night.Whats the world coming to???We were
the last to leave Tully's.Is there no life in these
lads any more?!!!!!Murt,will you find out when Jimmy
is going to Slayer so I can buy my ticket?So I
expect a slating from the boys shortly!!We'll be
ready and armed.
From: a rooftop somewhere.....
Web Site:otherwise known as Smashual/brokual
Email:none yet...
X-ual
Thursday, 6/8/00, 8:22 AM
Fuck you boyz I'm working in work and at home on
that fuckin thing that we recorded on the wrong
tracks trying to rectify it any way do your exams
and on my 2week stint in carlow i will finish it off
mmmmmm minge
From: Fuckdat
smashual and brokual
Thursday, 6/8/00, 4:43 AM
Drum Ual ---do you honestly think we have our demo
done with O'Connor at the helm???!!!!!Man,we aren't
close to being finished!!!!Oh by the way,we will be
going up to Dublin on June 22,so beware(pigz,Murt)!!!
And guess what time Johnny went home at on Saturday!!
Fuckin' 10 o'clock,no shit!!!!Unbelievable.And he
was fucked.I guess he can't handle the drink.Oh
well..Until tomorrow,life ain't too bad.And
Murt,where's your ideas for our cover?????
From: the exam hall.....
Web Site:???????
Email:Maths paper 2......
smashual + brokual
Thursday, 6/8/00, 4:27 AM
Just finished Maths Paper 1 in the
Leaving....where's the beer??????
Fringe_Ual
Tuesday, 6/6/00, 6:51 AM
Floodfest 2000 images now available on the Pictuir
page. Big ups to our awesomely talented photographer
def me.
From: Lollipop Land
Web Site:We are the lollipop kids
Email:licence@to.suck
Remix_ual
Tuesday, 6/6/00, 3:09 AM
Bacdafucup. Check out the Punctured Bong Remix of
"Den : I Know", now available on the diary page.
KKRRRUSSHING hip hop. No vocals or guitars or
nathin'. Only 'cos I can't get my hands on a four-
track yet.
From: Bouncy Bouncy Land
Web Site:http://hip.hop.crop
Email:murtsnuts@dr.rock
Dutch
Sunday, 6/4/00, 11:59 AM
What Ho!!!!Said the Thing!!!!Wait till ye see the
pics from Staplestown Amphitheatre. Curt, you can
redecorate the web shite. def ME has cum up (AvG's
panties again) trumps again
From: Landgraaf
Web Site:Isn't Money Funny
Email:Accountant@fuckinhilarious.nl
Dutch
Sunday, 6/4/00, 11:55 AM
Drum_ual
Friday, 6/2/00, 6:55 AM
Willknot - you made a balls of "Pigz". You had to be
prompted to begin the "nanananananananan" refrain.
Even the little slip_cousin_uals were more aware of
the song structure. And where's my copy of your demo?
From: PEARL harbour
Web Site:Paradiddles my bollocks
Email:snare@hihats.com
Mosh and Trasher
Friday, 6/2/00, 3:00 AM
Murt_slip,whats this about only having 2 flagons????
Did you not see the quantities of alcohol consumed
in Floody's??????Anyway,I've done the written
background of the band and I'll have the lyrics done
this weekend so it's only a matter of giving you
this shit.We've also got photos.By the way,my brain
was in overdrive last night as I thought if
Knackfest does not go ahead,we could have another
Floodfest if thats okay with the bearded one and
Dinny.Once again,we were fucking great at"pigz"!!!!!!
From: Planet Willknot
Web Site:to be confirmed...
smash-ual agus brok-ual
Thursday, 6/1/00, 5:42 AM
Buladh bos go Murttungus for the excellent report on
Floodfest!!!!Have no fear Murt we will have all that
shit for you next week.X-UAL WILL SUPPLY PHOTOS
shortly.Eh Murt,I thought we did an exceptionally
good version of"pigz"!!!!We did do "Scenes...." by
the way.And no we won't leave you alone.I promise we
will be back tomorrow!!!!I like O'Connor's report on
the water tower episode.it'll happen again only this
time we will jump!!!till tomorrow.......
From: I know but do you
Web Site:martyr
Email:zenith
Hear me MOTHERFUCKING ROAR!!!!
Wednesday, 5/31/00, 7:58 AM
Willknot - pay attention. Review of Floodfest now
available on diary page. Leave me alone.
From: Up a mountain, waving trojan spears at the warriors in Valhalla
Web Site:I eat wild boars raw
Email:silly.hats@viking.overlords.dk
Igor Silveria-Cunningham-Allen
Wednesday, 5/31/00, 7:31 AM
Ahoudafucup. Willknot, I fucking told yis, provide
me with pictures, bios, and all that good shit, and
I will throw together a webshite for you.
Whaddamisupposed to do, pull pictures outta my ass?
Sheesh. Coal Chamber - "A Pig Is A Pig", Nadja in
tremendous effect. Yum yum. Where's the bearded
bollocks these days? This is Em_Ual signing off. And
wearing his cock off some young one's back. Abudish.
From: Bitch School
Web Site:Snot rule
Email:getsome@snot.com
~~ X--†L.+ ~~ c MCMLXXXXIX
Wednesday, 5/31/00, 6:37 AM
How do??? Pups(Willknot-ual warriors) Glad to see
you haven't forgot the guestbook. Gig photos will be
develpoed this weekend (nice one) Put together a
little web page for ye and slap them up ..... Better
have œ33 for beer ready for me (I'm Broke) Autobot
(on his back on the Ground fuullll to the neck)-ual
(I'll ring me girlfriend man tonite's the night ya
know) Aden, payed up all ready so that leaves ye
fiddlers of fenge , masters of minge and haters of
Olly Pender (A.K.A bender). check out your handy
work Smash-ual & Brok-ual at
http://geocities.yahoo.com/noshkoff/gong.html (
Paragraph Episode II , But all of its
good) ......... Big up yo self. THis is wing
comander press on towels saying ( if you go to the X-
ual page click edit and select all to reveal the
truth........)
From: As ever, coming to you Live, from the furry Clam
Web Site:The weekend
Email:Xu@l._
smashual and brokual
Wednesday, 5/31/00, 4:03 AM
Murtungus-whats this shit about doing 3 of our own
rumbles.C'mon Murt,being our Co-Producer, you would
think he'd notice that we did 4 of our own
rumbles!!!!
From: the shed...!!!!
Email:Murtungus
willknot bastards or "pups"
Wednesday, 5/31/00, 3:57 AM
we're addicted to this fucking site.Its an every day
thing.As for O'Connor,whats this shit about filling
this guestbook with cum?????Abidish,mash,mash,mash,I-
cum-down-your-throat,minge,minge!!!!!Fuck you!!!
There better be more entries for tomorrow.Whats the
ska for Knack-fest???Wheres the detailed report on
Floodfest,Murt???Jaysus,you swear he was doing
something up in Dublin!!!!Where am I going...I know
but do you???????????////////////.....the Willknot
boys...........
From: web talk Carlow
Email:em-ual
Minge-ual
Tuesday, 5/30/00, 6:43 AM
Welcome to the monge factory so the willknot pups
have discovered the art of filling guestbooks with
CUM I mean a pussy mouthful... Can you smell it .
Ride a good lookin woman for 2 minuits and cum all
over her clothes and she'll shower for 2 hours ,
golden that is , German Prozzys pulling there fenge
flaps apart in a sparkling spray of salty warm
piss .... shower me in your piss you filthy
minger .. Ice cold baths and golden showers , thats
what rock n roll is all about these days
From: the furry gap
Web Site:sore throat
Email:Xu@l._
tri-kaya pigettes
Tuesday, 5/30/00, 4:54 AM
sorry for getting to the floodfest late
tried not to have to watch endbar from
breaking 3 guitars but hey thats his party
piece now.and to jonny for putting us up
try to get the bowl next time.
and to decky and mary for that slapupmeal
you'se are all stars.the lads are smackheads
now with the black paint
From: the briggan
willknot,once again....
Tuesday, 5/30/00, 4:05 AM
When are we getting our own website??????hurry up
Murtunggus,we need our own website!!!!you have
earned yourself a regular spot doing "surfacing"with
us after Saturday-that was just the best version of
a Slipknot song ever done!!!I hope we have got a
regular spot doing "Pigz" and "Murts Song" but even
if we dont we're doing it anyway!!!!!The best songs
ever written!!!Signing off at long last,the 2
biggest gym slip... fans there ever will be.
From: des moines fucking Iowa
Email:Em-ual
smashual and brokual
Tuesday, 5/30/00, 3:52 AM
X-UAL,get knack-fest sorted out fairly lively for
the end of June!!!any time between June 21-july
1!!!!write back into the guestbook with details
tomorrow!!will it be better than Floodfest???we
shall see!!!more beer more music.bring it
on.Willknot promise to deliver once more with more
energy(somehow)and we also promise to be a bit more
sober while playing too!!no promises for after
though!!!new songs include a Pantera and Soulfly
covers so we just get heavier!!get this or die.
From: no more ideas-fuck off
Email:x-ual
smashual and "brokual"
Tuesday, 5/30/00, 3:40 AM
Flashfloodfest -major piss-up and great music.Jaysus
lads,sorry for not turning up at the shed later
on.We were on our way to Tully's to meet Jimmy,The
Wog and Floody but we woke up in a heap in the car
park beside Closh Sores later on!!Fucking
wicked!!!The whole thing rocked,especially gym
slip...(!!)with their superb version of Pigz and
Murt's song aided by two strangely drunken
men!!!also,Tri-Kaya were awesome,Kaiowas and H ruled-
what a sound bunch of guys.A SPECIAL THANKS TO
Floody and Dinny for making it all happen and for
putting up with Aidan skipping and sleeping on the
road and Brian and Simon running off with the
sausages!!!!Floodfest forever!na,na,na,na,na,na!!!!!
From: inside Floody's beard
Web Site:fuckual
Email:m-ual
smashual and "brochual"
Tuesday, 5/30/00, 3:20 AM
Abudishfuk-ual
Monday, 5/29/00, 7:49 AM
Willknot be allowed flagons anymore.boys pure
destroyed full, whats this a pisstermission, my god.
Ohhh she was a minx next weekend and a bit more
fenge ooohhh la la . Jean Claude I can smell your
poison Fishy fishy .Who was drinkin my piss in the
shed .. its much better on draught ladies... boyz ye
can pour cans so stick to that. I is destroyed with
no voice ... some lady must have stole my tonsels...
( i stole her flower he he hehehe ) DEFME skanner
wrinkles and shit check the web page for cool shit.
Its all about minge and fenge.
From: ahahranna minx
Web Site:Go to the transform-ual pups...
Email:Go.and@fuck.off
Ming The Motherfucking Murtless
Monday, 5/29/00, 2:46 AM
FEARG!! FEARG!! Floodfest becomes, as predicted,
FlashFloodFest, thanks to the cunting weather in
this bastard country. All hail the staff at
Staplestown Church Amphitheatre - cocktail sausages
and gayonnaise-free sangiches a go-go. Willknot -
Staind, Soulfy, Deftones, and three of their own
rumbles. Murt_slip on stage for "Surfacing". Fuck it
all, this world, everything that you stand for. Tri-
Kaya on and off stage like Ruud Van Thistleboy's
transfer to the Wed Devils. The Neville Sisters need
something new to stroke, heavens above. gym slip...
step in and jump about like rabbits with hot coals
for testicles. Tri-Kaya return with Super Decky's
guitar. Abudish, kabudish and buch dich. Fuck the
rain, fuck fuck the rain. Lotsa pups in the shed.
One two omigod. If this is going be this kind of
festival then I'm a gonna stick my dick in the
MASHed potatoes. Aibrean fiche naoi, Florence agus
Normandy.
From: Straight from the L.A. concrete
Web Site:About four generations deep
Email:what.does.that.fake.know@about.motherfucking.south.central
Smashual-aka simon
Thursday, 5/25/00, 5:01 AM
WILLKNOT ARE READY TO DESTROY FLOODFEST 2000!!!BRING
IT ON!!!WHATS THE STORY WITH GOING UP MURT??SONGS
INCLUDE OASIS'S WONDERWALL AND STEREOPHONICS'JUST
LOOKING'AND MAYBE (IF YOU ARE ALL LUCKY)WE'LL DO AN
ACOUSTIC VERSION OF SPICE GIRLS'WANNABE',BUT THATS
IF YOU'RE VERY LUCKY.AND IF YOU'RE NOT WE WILL
FUCKING BLOW YOUR HEADS OFF WITH MANY NU-METAL
COVERS AND RIP-YOUR-FUCKING-HEAD-OFF
ORIGINALS!!!!FLOODFEST AWAITS!!!!FROM
SMASHUAL,BREAKUAL,TRANSFORMUAL
SUCKMYDICKUAL.COLLECTIVELY KNOWN AS WILLKNOT!!!
O'CONNOR THOUGHT US A LOT!!!!!!!!!!!
From: public toilets,market place,Carlow
rag + minge dribble
Monday, 5/22/00, 9:37 AM
sponge
From: Haft manor
Web Site:thats where they were
Email:Gitt ya ba child
Minister for Mash
Monday, 5/22/00, 9:35 AM
Hyper hyper mash mash . pure dead crows all over the
gaff .. fuckin flyin under me car mash mash . pure
fuck . pure pure pure. I smells cuntzz .. slut ..
custard .. oil and german bathrooms.. o yes like a
slippy sandwich .. i have no snes .. wheres me
snes .. who is de de de de ..
carpets.com/miley.flynn mash mash mash mash mash
feathers and
mash.................................................
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fenge
From: Nooff London
Web Site:Unusual flavored crisps
Email:Skoottteeerrr@puuuuttteeerr.putang
~~ X--†L.+ ~~ c MCMLXXXXIX
Monday, 5/22/00, 6:48 AM
Sometimes I'm aaaaaaabudish pure wrecked from the
12:00 arrive home and 0600 leave for Cork......
Flash Flood fest pure rained out of it. I'm gonna
steal whipping boy's shit and break there arseholes
drink there beer and start fights and keeeelll them
and dance on the X-mobile and fuck women ..... fuck
women . . goooooddd!, Smelling cuntz dicka-phone 1
track recording live fuckin shit, in the house along
with drunken Krusties, Johnnies Kishtean abudish
foot marks on the ceiling minge stinky pussy and
fenge is smell fish head drip, toasted ring. Burnt
from a thousand rides and a bottle of rum, yo hoo
hoo me mateys , fuckin krusty Fenge is bard ... I've
time for stale heels , Guess whos youngone is a
fuckin dried clit, the bastard of a goon , I dont
shite in pringle tubes, fuckin mange ridden whore.
get outta me car only one soul is bard from my car.
the bastard I hope they get the clap...
fuckin "round" of applause for that yoke. ginger
beards and mash , not bad, fuck de farmers , I've
got a young
one . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . .
From: The Road, I live on the road
Web Site:must be my day
Email:Xu@l._
X-ual
Thursday, 5/18/00, 2:43 AM
No more night time trips ... I'm wasted from late
night drivin, only light riding will do me oof oof
oof oof oof oof oof oof
From: Courasant
Web Site:smuggling meat
Email:X-u@.l._
def ME
Sunday, 5/14/00, 6:05 AM
X-ual, you're a CRAFTY BUTCHER. I saw ya bringing
the meat in through the back door! Big up to Bono &
Ali for asking us in for a cup of tea. Poor Jimmy
slept through it all. Another CRAFTY BUTCHER!
From: Corkagh Demesne
X-ual
Thursday, 5/11/00, 4:02 AM
Dublin 19th of may I'm there and sat the 20th and
sunday If I can find a place to stay..... X-ual
From: Gip
Web Site:NASTY HABITS
Email:I@m_a.pup
def me STYLE
Sunday, 5/7/00, 6:54 AM
She can try on sports bras, till the cows come home.
I'll still spray her!!!
From: Confused
Web Site:I'm Bored
Email:Special
def me
Sunday, 5/7/00, 6:52 AM
SURE sun,beer & tits AK/AvG
From: Wageningen
Bill Gay-tes
Tuesday, 5/2/00, 7:54 AM
booop
From: A 15 min ride in the mornin is good for anyone
Web Site:I swear ta god
Email:?
Bill Gate's New Mates
Tuesday, 5/2/00, 4:49 AM
Ahou. The gym slip... infiltration of Microsoft is
complete. With a member of our road crew already
conning Motorola into paying for his pupology, our
plot to rule the world gathers broth. And as regards
FloodFest 2000 - one stipulation only - SHANTS must
be involved.
From: The Shed
Web Site:gym slip..., beeyatch
Email:murt_chamber@rocketmail.com
X-ual
Tuesday, 5/2/00, 2:23 AM
Floodfest with Irish weather it will be Flashflood
fest.com/Wheres me jumper in the states with the
rest of your burnt clothes. Dutch And myself will
have a full D.J session with 2 cd players and a p.a
I suggest some mikes a fourtrack and many blank
cassettes for optimum results plus I'm sure the X-
Mobile would rap a few words for us and probably
score a bippy in the process. Ngeeeiiiple If flood
fest falls near knack fest there will be europe
fuzzball shamponship abbbuuuuddisshhh, hat to billd
a neu fidh pond to fiks de old wan. Num Num Num Num
Num Num Num Num seriously I'm only a year older than
me sister num num num ................. se.. X-ual
From: Mayday Mayday
Web Site:Flashing for fun
Email:I@m_on_my.Magic.stool.com
puddle
Saturday, 4/29/00, 7:06 AM
Flood Fest 2000
Where?
staplestown/carlow
floodys garden
When??
mid may(when the weather get fuckin warm)
saturday afternoon
Who??
gymslip, will-knot, crappy dub. band, speical guest Dj
+ lots more.
Why???
fun,sun,beer,musik,full,mash,hammered,etc.
What???
as above fuck head.
FloodFest2000 is sponsered by the following:
Me, Dinny,Lila, Johnny.
A keg o beer
Mr sunshine
Neighbours
Dutch
Xual
THe shed
Life, liberty and fruit of the loom
Beards
more to cum...
From: flood
Hobble_ual
Sunday, 4/23/00, 3:13 AM
My fucking head. My fucking hand. My fucking ass. (I
just copied and pasted all that 'cos my wrist is in
bits). Fuck Ribena.
From: The Shed
Web Site:Muscle Fuss
Email:ouch@ow.com
Chk Chukaahhhhhh-ual
Tuesday, 4/18/00, 5:13 AM
Getting full, tucker is a spa, wasted, hatchet of a
home video, Bum fuckin action man, Tearin around in
cars, ITS ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND STEVE,
Killesh¡n, Pedigree corner Stealin newspapers, the
tower, savin hedgehogs, levin Em_ual at the tennis
club, wreckin Dutches green with the filth we call
irish journalisim, stealin lights from the county
council, Bashin bollards with cars, contemplating
flying of a 200 ft tower, Navagating through a
gaggle of geese, ileagly dumping in pal football club
(fuck pal) A jedi seeks not these events but It
makes one Hatchet of a L.N.O ........ X-
ual............
From: the water tower
Web Site:The tower is your friend
Email:I@m.stealing.the.irish.times
Chk Chukaahhhhhh-ual
Tuesday, 4/18/00, 5:11 AM
Getting full, tucker is a spa, wasted, hatchet of a
home video, Bum fuckin action man, Tearin around in
cars, ITS ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND STEVE,
Killesh¡n, Pedigree corner Stealin newspapers, the
tower, savin hedgehogs, levin Em_ual at the tennis
club, wreckin Dutches green with the filth we call
irish journalisim, stealin lights from the county
council, Bashin bollards with cars, contemplating
flying of a 200 ft tower, A jedi seeks not these
events but It makes one Hatchet of a L.N.O ........
X-ual............
From: the water tower
Web Site:The tower is your friend
Email:I@m.stealing.the.irish.times
Dutch
Sunday, 4/16/00, 7:51 AM
Never again! I still can't feel my legs! The urge to
jump is killing me.
From: Schijndel
Web Site:Scared Shitless
Dutch
Sunday, 4/16/00, 7:49 AM
Never again! I still can't feel my legs! The urge to
jump is killing me.
From: Schijndel
Web Site:Scared Shitless
Domain-ual
Thursday, 4/13/00, 3:02 PM
I'm goin home thank the lord
From: Internet-ual
Web Site:www.x-ual.com is mine muuuhahahahaha
Email:x_ual@x.ual.com
Domain-ual
Thursday, 4/13/00, 8:06 AM
I'm goin home thank the lord
From: Internet-ual
Web Site:www.x-ual.com is mine muuuhahahahaha
Email:x_ual@x.ual.com
100 entries @ 100 miles an hour
Tuesday, 4/11/00, 8:21 AM
I'm totally wanked out .......
From: Speeding jail
Web Site:monopoly
Email:I@m_cuming.com
Make
Tuesday, 4/11/00, 8:19 AM
From: it
Web Site:The big
I
Tuesday, 4/11/00, 8:18 AM
From: Can
Fuck you
Tuesday, 4/11/00, 8:17 AM
Booze leads to the X-mobile, the X-mobile leads to
beaches, beaches lead drive thru. Drive thru leads
to mash.mash.com............ Shall we .....
From: friday night live or maybe saturday
Web Site:www.pa.byrne.com
Email:I'll@keeelllll.ya
I fuckin give up
Tuesday, 4/11/00, 7:49 AM
Fuck ye if ye don't want to write shit any
more ..... ye fucking wasters.....
From: Who gives a fuck
Web Site:sometimes i couldn't give a toss anymore
Email:I@m.fucked.up.signing.this.shit
X-ual
Monday, 4/10/00, 9:41 AM
Mr O'C Is glad I've flown over to keep him company
on his last few days, but I couldn't bring the X-
mobile.... Fuckin pool full of 18-19 year old brats
swimmin around with their little slim bodies and
perfect tits and ass, fuckin makin me horny, I could
hear Micky Puter Callin in the distance sayin, Give
em a fuckin good fuckin poke af a slice of meat,
that'll fuckin shut them up.... the crafty one has
suceeded in having a night of Usa A okay X-ual. What
now will my cock rot off no way but the cleanin
ladies will think I've had a period in thee bed....
fuckin virgins..... no wonder she was so anxious to
fuck me.............................
From: Kip of a hotel
Web Site:somerimes i can smell the dozen fuckin little rides that are swimmin around the pool with me, but sometimes I can't get out for an hour because I'm on a wipeout horn
Email:I@m_the_one_and_only__X.ual
Motorol-ual
Wednesday, 4/5/00, 11:54 AM
Fuckin nice one. The Boss and directors have hit the
roof and will see that the hotel either give me new
clothes and money ... or motorola will componsate
me fully and them use their might to sue Mariot to
bits, and then send me some money , with a hat on me
head........ Fuckin nice one ........ Credit card
limit of $150,000 will be burned rapid ..... o
really like a versachi sandwich................. X-
ual has arrived..
From: Giftburg
Web Site:Sometimes we cause some harm , but sometimes we buy you a new wardrobe
Email:I@m.componsated.com
FuckinPissedOff-Ual
Sunday, 4/2/00, 12:22 PM
Fuck Mexicans,, Their all smelly bastards , little
dirty smelly dum alien bastards , (sniffle thats not
politically correct thats racist) Go take a fuckin
bath with afuckin hat on its head and fuck yourself
into a fuckin smelly bastard mexican wankers,
hobble , fuck this hotel , my ball sack is bleeding
from these fuckers . FUCK MEXICAN IN BREED FUCKIN
SKANK TRASH. AND FUCK THER LITTLE INSECTS , (dased
and confused , B afleck) "Fuck you , Fuck all of
you", Speedy Gonzalezz Is a fuckin little rat, FUCK
MEXICO FUCK MEXICO FUCK MEXICO FUCK MEXICO FUCK
MEXICO FUCK MEXICO,,, FUCK THE USA FOR LETTIN THE
LITTLE FUCKIN SHITS IN , FUCK YOU BILL CLINTON ,
FUCK BED LICE FUCK EVERY THING ,,,, FUCK YOU FUCK
ALL OF YOU MEXICAN SKANK BURGERS,,, , X-ual, Hotrod,
Destruct-ual are on their way , I miss the X
mobile .............
From: The fuckin worst hotel in the world
Web Site:sometimes I'm eat alive with fuckin spiderlike animals but sometimes , its theso smelly mexican bastards that caused it ,
Email:Fuck.mexico@fuck.their.country
Dutch
Sunday, 4/2/00, 6:10 AM
I'm confused!! Do I have 2 brothers?
From: Schijndel
I'm
Friday, 3/31/00, 2:10 PM
From: In the bath
Web Site:with a hat
Email:on_@_.me
X-ual, Hot Rod, Destruct-ual
Friday, 3/31/00, 1:05 PM
Pup-ual is not in any way affiliated with the Ual
brand name ..........
From: alphabet-ual head quaters
Web Site:sometimes hes a pup but sometimes we don't care what he does
Email:we@re_on.a.horn
Pup_ual
Friday, 3/31/00, 1:02 PM
Ohhhhh Nooooo the three stogies are after me ,,,, I
know I'll dress up as a can of danish gold and that
way the want touch of
me ..................................................
..........................................
From: da batty
Web Site:Pup of the highest order
Email:pup@pound.com
butch
Friday, 3/31/00, 1:00 PM
Yea , I'm the two boyz long lost cousin butch and
I'm in the states so I'll get him boyz how dare he
skit the Manure flakers and Toad bone and "The
loiterers" he'll be punished I send him back on a
plane from maul underground airport over here.
From: bollard
Web Site:Bavid Dowie
Email:butch@crutch.dutch
Crutch
Friday, 3/31/00, 12:55 PM
Yea I'm dutches cousin crutch from poland and I work
for Roadkill Semamt factory you better stop with the
canstel and Man Ure abuse and skittin my favorite
band "The crowd" and there lovely lead singer,
Tankya Van Goutershammerthrowinbergen cause its not
nice. I'll get the first plane out of ball under
gound airport and sort ya out.
From: poland
Web Site:YouToo
Email:drunk@still.com
Dutch
Friday, 3/31/00, 11:58 AM
My lawyers are on the case, but I'll give you some
time, as you probably need to shave your hairy
balls!!!! I hope you get a rash & get laughed at by
every hooker, that sees you in that sleeveless
jumper. God! what were gym slip... thinking letting
that computer nerd into the gig.
From: Schijndel
Web Site:X-ual Needs A Slapping
Dutch
Friday, 3/31/00, 11:56 AM
My lawyers are on the case, but I'll give you some
time, as you probably need to shave your hairy
balls!!!! I hope you get a rash & get laughed at by
every hooker, that sees you in that sleeveless
jumper. God! what were gym slip... thinking letting
that computer nerd into the gig.
From: Schijndel
Web Site:X-ual Needs A Slapping
X
Friday, 3/31/00, 8:12 AM
X
From: X
Web Site:X
Email:X
me name Ali
Thursday, 3/30/00, 11:47 AM
For real ,.....I is in da Usa with da "Yanks" de is
called dis cos de is always crackin one off behind
da desk . One da wile i is an da office massive ,
one is starin at me and gettin set in to crak one
off so I jumps up and hits im a one inch bruce lee
punch to da face booyakka, e is never gona crak one
at me again , me also see da tele at night and it is
full of da minxes so me been in the land of yank
gets settled in and craks one off in da room and den
mabey 2 cos me is bored . den me go to da pub
massive and me gets shit faced Wicked not befor
drinkin da yanks into da floor and pissin on da
heads of dem ,,,,,,,, Keep it real respect .
From: da Shed Massive
Web Site:Me meet da yanks me think them skank , me onna plane me go insane
Email:Booyakka@respect.wicked
Em_Ual The Flap
Wednesday, 3/29/00, 10:02 AM
Congratulations on Dutch_ual and his ability to
sarcastically withstand the provokings of one Ual,
X. It is common knowledge that the Pink Floyd fan is
only suffering from an itchy shaven cock and
shedbeersession withdrawal syndromes.
From: The Shed
Web Site:Brat
dm
Wednesday, 3/29/00, 7:53 AM
Yes he's right roadstone are losing vitial
negotiations with stan hegarty the price is now
œ15 , Man utd are gay , and I've been a fool to
drink that Homo cock dribble amstel all these years.
I'm greatful to X-ual for guiding me down the path
to glory.
From: holland
Web Site:X-ual Is always right
Email:I_love@X.ual
Metrics-ual
Tuesday, 3/28/00, 10:37 AM
Here are the results of the entries league
Gymslip band members 2 , Baz-ual 6 , Dec-ual
7 , Others 20 , EM-ual 28 , Dutch-ual 30 , X-
ual a staggering 69 (this is the 69th ) .If
Motorola see this they will know I'm a waster. Is it
a bird ( howsagoan bippy) is it a plane
(neeeeaaaawwwww mile high club airhostessminx-uals)
or is it a sign from the gods that the All pup X has
won on his 69th queue much fenge.
From: The office
Web Site:Sometimes i am bored but sometimes i find something to do
Email:I@m_no.69
Pupology Catalyst-ual
Tuesday, 3/28/00, 10:07 AM
This should get the ball rolling World War 3 is on
the way.... Wheres the shite eatin fella .....
Probally in the womens bog in Nual airport
spying..... Comaaaan Liverpool ...... Amstel is
brewed from homosexual mens limp mickey
dribble ...... Roadstone are being bought by Stan
Hegarty .... Intel Fagentium69 Processer .....
From: any where bar "gay holland"
Web Site:sometimes MAN Utd are faggots but sometimes the gathering are ssshhhiiiitttteee
Email:I@m_PuP.ual
Optimal Optimus
Monday, 3/27/00, 10:48 AM
You fucking faggot-uals why aren't you signing the
book I'will kick your mickeys til the bleed cum for
a week.I have scratched the cock so much its ready
to kick the shit out of me and pack up and move off.
I'm so fucking bored these yanks don't drink
enough , this friday I'm going to drink them all
under the table and their wives and then I'm going
to fuck there minx-ual cheer leader daughters and
cover them in cream , then I'm going to get a cab to
the haft and make mince of some college nerd sluts,
then I'm goin to relax and wake up for pancakes and
a heavty shuffle cue much gip , then I'm going to
ring for room service and fuck the little bitch
minxes and they'll need to change the bed sheets
again.Then I'm going to (U2)"piss in the drain",and
shit in a pringles tube , and take a wank into a
wine bottle-ual as a mark of respect for the homoies
I left behind (que pouring a flagon on the ground ,
que pouring a load of gip into a youngwan-ual.)
From: Uncle Sams Bippy Farm
Web Site:Sometimes I am purchase many transformers @ toys'r'us but sometimes I is itchy from da shavin foam.
Email:I@m_bonin_the_maids.cum
Hot Rod
Tuesday, 3/21/00, 7:02 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBUUUDISSSSSSSS
Shhhh It must be a gig in dublin. What started out
with a clever afternoon of beer for the gentlemen
turned into a night of uncontrolable ossafiedness,
abudishhh the state of me with "YOUNG" wanns makin
bits of my X-ual Sex-ual, Howsagoan. Still it has to
be said a fuckin mental gig the following day, from
start to finish except the shitty bit in the middle.
Foam is toxic when smoldering from the ceiling "the
roof is on fire", and so are me lungs jimmy somehow
is uneffect-ual by the fumes. She's still a fat spa
and I'll fuckin kill her if she accuses me of
scatalogically attempting to scar the good name of
pringles again, the fuckin spa. Off the "say can you
see the ,ee x,,ex, mobile" 3.5 weeks of pricey
prostatutes, Do you take American Express?? Good.
I'll just slot it in. . .. . . . . . . . . . . .jip.
From: The Backline Crew
Web Site:sometimes i am out on the st patricks day hobble session gettin full to the tits and headin aann with "YOUNG" wans at all hours of the night But sometimes i'm still up in the mornin to transport-ual the backline crew to underground soccer in naul airport
Email:I@m_Cabbudished_to.bits
Dutch
Saturday, 3/11/00, 6:10 AM
The "Slip Backline Crew" of Dutch & Hotrod are ready
and waiting, to rock & roll doggie. Power up the X-
mobile, for the gym slip will be hitting & puking in
a town, near you, sooner than you think.
From: Schijndel
Web Site:How Could I Be So Cold
Horn Bag
Monday, 3/6/00, 8:52 AM
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lieghlisudglk glkjgsdlkuyflosyer;ouygl;idsy louyds
lfu ylkuy ldguo ylouseygluisydfliughliusy
oiu;iowrueougy liuhyliudfgkhsdghki yg kjsgvkj kjg
sdjkkjhgkjshga kjgi iugeiug liaugdfilug iagf giu
iaulisau iuhsafi gliyagw liug liug liugliyglis
sdgkj4eoyqeifhjkhdsloh phgiu aglouagiug dfyg hh
iygdsalug uag iuagsflkuagsdluikgaskg klhgjhcg
jhasdhjc dsg jyhsgac kyjg iujeydgiugsdhgiusdhfjhsa
gigsad gjysadgfjyg igikiakhbwikughdiuhcjh
gkaiughdsikufg iugailuadgfiluhkluaiusdk uis iuasiugh
liushg ailusahgfiluah klush
From: Donkeys bollik
Web Site:I hate your hairy arse and your oludwan
Email:Shit@pox.cunt
Minx-ual
Thursday, 3/2/00, 9:32 AM
JJJJJJJJJJAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUSS ,
I'm on the king of fuckin boners and the stomach is
flung to the 4 walls.What I wouldn't give for 20
seconds solid with a couple of video cases , and
some polish . Fuck the makers name, I don't care
what he calles, I'll be in the looballed Lad with
whats left of me cock spread across a pool
table , "Yea , A pint of your finest and a bag of
bacon fries please". Its not hard ,(no wait now it
is), but its not hard to guess whats up with
me.FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCKK me I'm so horny. Seeing as
this is a gymslip... guestbook , Go an the boyz ,
can wait for the gig , love the demo , better have a
good setlist .. . and so ann , God I'm horny
From: Videoshop
Web Site:Ya can do to me what ever you want
Email:I@m_on_a.riddleing.stonker
Hot Rod
Wednesday, 3/1/00, 3:04 AM
Nothin's gonna stand in our way , Transformer Ulto
guitar solo. Em-ual make another game for us .
From: THe Haft Inn
Web Site:sometimes I'm in a gangbang , but , sometimes I'm not
Email:Wham.bam@Gang.bang.shoot
X-ual
Monday, 2/28/00, 10:52 AM
Housagoan , I see mockin is catchin , some new bands
and guys in the guest-book-house , this time its not
me. I have to go , the lads are after ringing from
the makers name for a lift , i'll be there in 10
mins lads i have to run by wankers rest.
From: Savage
Web Site:sometimes i'll be there in five minutes lads, but , sometimes the Uss chipper has to pick the boys up at the haft first
Email:I@m_the_makers.name
The Focus
Sunday, 2/27/00, 8:07 AM
were workin on a website too...
From: Dublin
Web Site:The Focus
Podge
Sunday, 2/27/00, 6:15 AM
hi Murt, sites comin on feckin amazin, and GYM SLIP
RULE!!
From: Ballydung
Web Site:Podge & Rodge
Email:support@gobsheen.cjb.net
Mega Tron
Tuesday, 2/22/00, 10:50 AM
Bottle-ual aaafffff the wall. Em-ual has truly
excelled in his software engineer-ual skills ,
refering to the truly savage game II . I'll be home
tomorrow to fuck ye in the arse, Pissed off am I ,
yes still sore in the leg , mmm , There'll be no
sight of me if any stupid bitch young ones
compromise alphabet-ual Headquaters again. Roll
aaannn dublin & gigs
From: I couldn't give a fuck as long as there aren't stupid fuckin young ones there
Web Site:sometimes my leg is still sore and sometimes someones still a spa
Email:I@m_All.set_for_a_riot
Hot Rod
Monday, 2/21/00, 5:53 AM
Because of the delay with the four track , I'm
getting the 424mkII instead for no extra charge ,
This was almost too easy ; Much easier mighty
Megatron than attacking the real threat , the
Autobots moon base ; Your an idiot Starscream , when
we "SLIP" their early warning systems in their own
ship and destroy Autobot city , the Autobots will be
Vanquished For-EVER ; Never ; Such heroic nonsense
KABBOOMMMMBODISH;;;
From: The lake of spilt vodka
Web Site:sometimes i get kicked in the leg but sometimes i'll smother jimmy and his young one
Email:I@m_still.sore
Rufus Dufus
Friday, 2/18/00, 4:01 AM
I'm too stupid
From: I dont know , but I'll give you a hand job if ya can tell me
Web Site:stupid rufus the dufus
Email:Stupid_Rufus@dufus.duu
Dutch
Thursday, 2/17/00, 6:15 AM
Sell Outs!!! I hate change. Its so different & kills
my Temporary Internet Files. STOP IT NOW
From: Latin America
Web Site:Predator
HotRod
Wednesday, 2/16/00, 2:42 AM
Greetings , FUCK up , aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ,
There be drink , I'll bring those lights to the
shed , then we will ring a new era of prosperity and
hangovers , Till all are
full . . . . . . .
From: UooooFFF
Web Site:your ould waan
Email:I@m_Horny.Horny.Horny
Em_Ual The WebMan
Sunday, 2/13/00, 7:10 AM
Ahou. Behold the slightly updated gym slip...
webshite. Check out the game - the sequel is due to
hit the shelves next week. Whispers are abound,
speaking of a Tri-Kaya / gym slip... showdown in
Balbriggan on St. Patrick's weekend. As with every
other gym slip... gig, believe it not until you see
all four mooks on stage, ready to play.
From: Grinch
Web Site:Smashed Shed
Email:thwarted@lighbulb.com
Dutch
Friday, 2/11/00, 7:16 AM
Rally Tour, this Saturday. Whos on for it? Vis-a-Vis
In Absentium, and so on and so on, till the cow
comes home for its bath. Only Oil of Ulay, mind you!
If its good enough for me...........Whos got the
crazy glue? RATHER. Smells nice & tastes nice!...
Its gotta be VC.
From: Schijndel
Web Site:We Love Short Shorts
Hotrod
Wednesday, 2/9/00, 8:16 AM
Dm sign in on the sly like me.
From: Ask me tank
Web Site:sometimes ha how the dm and sometimes gymslip... the game gift
Email:I@m_Hot.Rod
dm
Tuesday, 2/8/00, 8:19 AM
HAS JUST GOT THE WEB IN WORK BY A FREAK
ACCIDENT....I'm saying nathin!!!
Tuesday, 2/8/00, 5:58 AM
Ask me tank
Tuesday, 2/8/00, 5:58 AM
Boo
Tuesday, 2/8/00, 5:57 AM
Hot rod
Tuesday, 2/8/00, 5:56 AM
THe boyzzzz , Jaysus two gymslip members in the dub-
a-lin town , Should be plenty of gigs lined up
there , The demo mkII is seriously tremendous ,
jaysus they've cum a long way from the country and
western act from the castle inn. Show me the money
and I'll show you my cunt she said , you bold boy ,
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bla bla fuck
fuck , no four track recorder the fuckin lying
skaggs , i can smell bull shit , foooooook
aaaaaaaaffff no no , no more of your battery
bombardment , my lego armer will not take it, give
me a gorilla amp and a trolly any time , transform ,
into a hobble , pasted across the floor like a wine
bottle , with a tube of pringles , wheres me jumper
and wheres all the little bitches I was promised ,
fuckin liars , fuck me yes really fuck me , dust for
shite , and your oulwan , gooooo and fuck aff , whos
a little bastard goldfish , a fist full of
buiscuits mmmmmmmm, smells like a rotten dead dog
with flies eatin the entrails , ouuukkkkkkkk , sorry
are ya sick from bulmers young wan , what and your
ould wan in cummin to pick you up ohh la la , sure
I'll sober any young wan with a heart beat , gooo
aaann the mimes disko , out the back door ,,,,,,
FECK the naaaaaaaibouuuurs , as long as my cock is
touched they'll be aaaallreet.
maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Manion
From: Look out mountain
Web Site:sometimes i am starting rows but sometimes i am breaking them up
Email:Hot_rod@transform.and.roll.out
jack
Monday, 2/7/00, 1:55 PM
hi guys great pics
From: UK
Web Site:Irish Bands Live UK
Email:office@irishbandslive.co.uk
Hot rod
Friday, 2/4/00, 4:48 AM
If your gonna ride , ride in style there will be
absolute hobbles experienced on saturday night if
dutch-ual is still in form for full to the gills in
the rugby club collers up and heiniken down the
hatch were tosser ruggers quick lets get a minibus
to O'Loughins. Fook aaaff , I can smell the
bullshit . Autobots transform and roll out
From: Autobot City
Web Site:sometimes i am robots in disguise , but sometimes i am more than meets the eye
Email:I@m_Hot.Rod
Le Man United shit heads
Thursday, 2/3/00, 3:44 AM
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCC
CCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF man utd shit bastards
From: Le old trafford more like ould Tramp
Web Site:Fuck you and your arse fuckers
Email:I@m_The.fucking_man
Le Stink
Thursday, 2/3/00, 3:41 AM
Mon fenge de pew , oh la Mercy , la houzagoan , le
fuct , le Sexual , Je tae , Je suis le erection , le
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm give me strenght
From: Mon skunk de pew
Web Site:La Poison Farm
Email:le_dude@Le_shuve_it_in.lecum
X-ual
Thursday, 2/3/00, 3:37 AM
Bottles of wine , speed (the Movie) , Cds fallin
down stairs with alarm clocks fuckin in work with
hangovers , An lphaáet - Ual seeks not these things
but X & Em -ual seem to have taking a shine to it
From: The fuckin Meeaaannaaas
Web Site:sometimes i buy a bottle of wine , but sometimes I have to buy another
Email:I@m_X.ual__in_a.hobble
Le hot Rod
Wednesday, 2/2/00, 8:16 AM
Ouuuh la la Jean claud , Ouuh le page de filthy
irish pigs , ouhh laa laa . Le JJJJJimSSSSlipp!!
Ohh la la , le mmmmmmmm make me fell good , Ouuuhhh
le croch le minge ???? what iz zhis minge mmmmmm
smellz like fish ouuhh la la ,la poison ouhh jean
claud I can smell your Poison hoo hoo hoo , poo poo
poo le filthy french horny garson , la twiddle de
nipple OOOOOOUUUUUHHHHHHH LAA LAA LAAAAAAAAA.....
From: Le Ouhh la la
Web Site:Hoo Hoo Cherrie
Email:Ouhhlala@Poo.poo.poo
Fiddler the Nipple twiddler
Tuesday, 2/1/00, 3:32 AM
Fiddle diddle nipple , twiddle nipple fiddle ,
strokin dribble piddle , suckle nipple diddle,
fiddle nipple twiddle diddle twiddle dribble.
From: Busty blondes
Web Site:fiddle n' nipple n' strokin n' dribblin
Email:Nippeler.fiddler@fiddle.nipple.com
X-ual
Tuesday, 2/1/00, 3:23 AM
Jaysus bla bla bla , No 2 single I am a fuckin
dinger , sepiroth muuuhahhahah ,,, fuckin pastin
bottles of the four walls jaysus , no stopin me
crashin cars , bla bla bla skonk bla bla bla minge
bla bla bla whinge bla bla bla stinge ,
From: The Glen
Web Site:sometimes nenagh puttin us under fierce pressure now , but sometimes this is definitly probally one of the greatest days in aherlow GAA circumstances
Email:I@m_X.ual
dm
Sunday, 1/30/00, 7:37 AM
X-ual, you're some bowld pup...smashing wine bottles
and lights. Citizens of Cork City, lock up your
daughters & off-licenses, for EM-ual & X-ual are
hitting your streets, this week. God help us.
From: Aherlow GAA
Web Site:Theres No Crut To That Ref
Dutch
Friday, 1/28/00, 12:13 PM
What are you up to, MURT????? I'm on to you!!!! & X-
ual
Dutch
Friday, 1/28/00, 12:08 PM
Where the FOOOCK did the message go?
rank
Thursday, 1/27/00, 8:51 AM
what the fuck happened to roadstone love pump i mean
come on people look at the singles released from that
mighty album i mean come on it wasn't w.c music i
mean come on
rank
Thursday, 1/27/00, 8:51 AM
what the fuck happened to roadstone love pump i mean
come on people look at the singles released from that
mighty album i mean come on it wasn't w.c music i
mean come on
X-ual
Wednesday, 1/26/00, 10:37 AM
The bastards , this government is full of goons , me
test in cancelled , no I'll never know if I have the
clap , I wont be home thursday Buck dat , Buch dich
cans down the mouth and the soft plump kind , if ya
nouw wharri mean howsagoan!! 1:1 you manchester arse
fuckers were lucky.
From: mophadite
Web Site:sometimes i am bla bla bla but sometimes what i wouldn't give for 25 mins with the minx of all minxes jaysus chhrrrist I'am onfuckin STONKER!!!
Email:I@m_X.ual.on_a_horn
X-ual
Tuesday, 1/25/00, 2:11 PM
Seems I've missed a fucking wizard weekend, but
unfortunatly X-mobile_1 forced me to buy crap
clothes and pump galway women full of Sexual X-ual.
I'll be in force thursday night with 2litres of
wine, and a fuckin Head full a filth . Nout about me
fuckin puter boberts fuckin krusty careers.com i'll
get ya a fuckin job crotty's , nathin but a fuckin
pup i'll satrt ya on 15000 a year and thats fuckin
pennies speakin a pennys i'll ride the one at the
checkout , with a fuckin pair a fuckin tits on like
two egloos and a fuckin set a nipples you could hang
duffle coats outta , wahhouu , not duffy's coat ,
duffle coats and another thing i can smell your
cunt , and fuckin ricekrispies the fuckin windows 98
compatible breakfast requires fuckin 1276376123876Mb
of ram in a bath with a hat on your head to fuckin
pour your milk in the mornin , with a fuckin johonny
on the lad , i tell ya i cant type half as good with
the fuckin troulls of fuckin gouter still stuck to
me hands offa them fuckin gaalway fuckin housewifes,
fuckin calor gas fuck you and your awards and as for
me fuckin rise gift , i am buyin a fuckin boat with
a fuckin hat on its head , and a set of rubber
gloves so i can beat this terrible afliction , with
a fuckin sack of spuds in me boot and a bowl of
penis porrige , and twenty pounds worth of cheese ,
i'll fuckin write the best fuckin book on fishin for
shoes , out burin tyres with the fuckin tinkers ,
commin home covered in fuckin smoke , and your clean
clothes dirty before saturday , with fuckin calvin
klien stuck on the front of ya hopin for a sniff of
an arabs cock , and a fuckin chance to back the
horses , sure jeasus its no wonder the grass is
growin up through the new tarmack that cost 25% of a
glass of porter , sure i dont have time to wipe me
arse what with the fuckin jehovas in the bathroom
stealin all me fuckin toothpaste , now how am i
sposta burn the ring outta meself on a monday mornin
before i make the kids breakfast , and the fuckers
askin for 20p for a chomp bar , what with the wife
ridin brush handles as a hobbie for the government ,
and granny rice fuckin suckin the petral outta me
car , sure i've now way of stopin sadam whosane
from buyin out me shares in millers offlicence ,
with a fuckin yo hoo hoo and a bottle on wite
spirits th clean the permenent marker off me eyeballs
, sure its no wander i cant see me own head on the
weighin scales in the evening , what with the wifes
head wraped around it suckin the bones out through
me i tell ya the sooner the birng back the ice age
the better , none of this fuckin gee-mailn and web
shite , in my day it was nout but a bit of string
with red cotton on the end of it , and every month
there was an abundence of it in the bathroom bin ,
and the dog outside houlin all night with his lad up
the goldfishes arse. wheres me fuckin keys
From: Autobot city
Web Site:someTimes i am roboTs iN disgUise bUT someTimes i am more Than meeTs The eye
Email:I@m_X.ual
The Management
Tuesday, 1/25/00, 2:42 AM
Ahou. And did not the boys enjoy a fine game of
"Rockstar Ate My Hamster" in the company of beer,
flagons and fussbol at the weekend? What a pity that
Kylie didn't make it past the first week, leaving
Iggy to do all the work on his own. "Trowel Ready
Mortar" - a bona fide classic, inching its way into
the top 5. But what happened to the album,
"Roadstone Love Pump"?
From: David Meade Management
Web Site:Songstress
Email:puterman@meade.com
Em_Ual The Hopeful
Monday, 1/17/00, 11:03 AM
May the work of X_Ual be sacred. And then the
Alphabet_Uals can be 2 in Corcaigh, and from there
begin upon the task of taking over the world. Warner
Music "don't wish to get involved" with gym slip...
at the moment. But they haven't heard the second
demo yet. World Domination begins in T MINUS 2 WEEKS.
From: Arse
Web Site:Ice Hockey Cut
X-ual
Monday, 1/17/00, 6:36 AM
Wheres the legend of Z-ual's party please tell me
where is everyone whats goin on . Em_ual I'M looking
into setting up a future in Corcaigh for you
From: Cunt
Web Site:I need materia
Email:I@m_X.ual
fuck
Wednesday, 1/12/00, 9:11 AM
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck . Nothing Fucking works fuck
pc's fuck xterms fuck site 97 fuck cr's and fuck peru
and fuck bcoo8m and finally fuck off
From: fuck
Web Site:fuck
Email:fuck@fuck.fuck
Em_Ual The Defensive
Tuesday, 1/11/00, 10:37 AM
And fuck you, B.Z_Ual, you were lucky. It was merely
a friendly, and Denmark weren't really trying. They
then kicked Holland's ass, just before the entire
league fell into drunken disarray. Denmark DEMAND a
return leg.
Em_Ual The Meek
Tuesday, 1/11/00, 10:35 AM
I don't believe it. Not only did some sad pervo snap
up www.gymslip.com (I wouldn't mind if there WAS
anything on the site - it's only a stupid link shit
thing), but now we see that www.ballbag.com is taken
- by fucking BASKETBALL nerds. What a sack of
bollocks. And apologies to all who were forced to
view the Em_Magon at the weekend, but I was debagged
under duress.
From: The Alphabetuals
X-ual
Tuesday, 1/11/00, 5:39 AM
Part II
Dr. Dec_uals pillow dribble
(Wogette: A gowann !)
(DR. : no the boyz will here us and O'Connor has a
mouth like a mega phone) e.t.c...... Pluss his
whimpering excuse to worm his way out . . all in
all a treat for the boyz first copy to the highest
bidder and yes Ballbag,com does exist
From: Cunt
Web Site:Ballbag.com exists!!!
Email:I@m_X.ual
X-ual
Tuesday, 1/11/00, 4:15 AM
fah-q and your gammy croatia mo-a fu-as I'll keel ya
only for your fuckin wnakin penalty , Em_ual No
jocks, No shame with skid marks between your teeth
and your lad in your hand and daves sisters
listening to your mad-dog screams and eventually
catching you pullin your lad in nude protest If
duffy and fitzy I mean Mr and Mrs Meade saw ya ,
agus lights fallin from the ceiling henny penny in
the house. and the seductive yet worming babbles of
Dr. dec_ual which can be only classed as pillow
dribble they tought I was asleep , and they were
wrong .... . . . Findout in part II
From: Cunt
Web Site:someTimes i CaN smell yoUr CUNT bUT someTimes i am X-UAL
Email:I_am@X.ual
BAZUAL
Monday, 1/10/00, 11:48 AM
hahaha where were you with your x-ual soccer talents
BAZUAL 1 MURTUAL 0
BAZUAL 4 DUTCHUAL 0
BAZUAL 3 X-UAL 2
I am the king of DUTCHUAL's back GARDEN hahahahhaha
From: mullinasnot
Web Site:CHIPS |||
Email:murtdog@dave_kellys_house.stick_it_in
X-ual
Friday, 1/7/00, 4:26 AM
Iwas speechless in the last message Or mabey I
pressed the wrong fucking buttton, N64 P123 fuckin
s69 I'll beat yes all as long as chips@chips.mash
has not mastered the control buffer, Dutch-ual we
bring you access to the relem of the porn vault and
its unlimited abundence of filth. Plastic bags might
be an idea (CD player and rest of dm's room):"mabey
not the pure half destroyed with the gip daaooo".
full to the neck .... . Like a midget in a urinal I
was going to have to stay on my toes.
From: Cunt
Web Site:someTimes i CaN smell yoUr CUNT bUT someTimes i am X-UAL
Email:I_am@X.ual
X-ual
Friday, 1/7/00, 4:20 AM
From: Cunt
Web Site:someTimes i CaN smell yoUr CUNT bUT someTimes i am X-UAL
Email:I_am@X.ual
BAZ & BUCKSHOT
Thursday, 1/6/00, 2:36 PM
maybe not the pure half destroyed with the Gerry
Maloney HURLEY.VBP......P.s. I hate flight of the
simulation variety
From: Mullinasnot
Web Site:http://www.i_hate_flight_simulators.com/
Email:taking-a-dump@courtown-beach.filthyrag
Em_Ual The Meek
Thursday, 1/6/00, 11:05 AM
Let the record show that X_Ual has displayed his
true warrior spirit, and apologised for transporting
me to excess. In turn, I lower my Battle_Axe_Ual and
offer my limp wrist in apology. I WAS BOLD. And I
had forgotten Baz was sampling my evil witch cackle.
I too look forward to hearing the Mumble Moan Remix
of "Born Slippy".
From: Shamefull, Iowa
Web Site:I_don't_have_a_funny_laugh
Email:FUCK "BORN SLIPPY"
BAZEXUAL
Wednesday, 1/5/00, 4:47 PM
Finally got a chance to sign this fucking thing.
Happy birthday Murt
Wav sounds of Murts kareoke attempt at
Underworlds "Born Slippy" and that tremendous laugh
will be sent to whoever wants them
Plus opinions of the "drive on the left hand side of
the road signs"
later
_OE
From: Mullinasnot
Web Site:GODOWNONMECRESENT
Email:taking-a-dump@courtown-beach.filthyrag
Em_Ual The Great Moaner
Wednesday, 1/5/00, 11:22 AM
SORRY? SORRY? What fucking over-reactance? It's
really very simple - press the button, and the
doorbell rings. X_Ual drove me (no pun intended) to
extreme measures, and got what he deserved. And as
for paying &60 to get it cleaned - for fuck's sake,
get down on your knees with some soap and water, you
lazy twat. And if it's an apology you want, this
"stubborn cunt" is firstly waiting to hear one from
you. Then I will get my apologetic wellyboots on.
From: Computer Meltdown
Web Site:Boo fucking hoo
Email:moan@bitch.com
X Mobil 1
Wednesday, 1/5/00, 9:44 AM
X-ual is pretty pissed off over his hard earned
investment getting destroyed in junk food pulp , but
I'am even more pissed off at the fact that it is
going to cost him 60 quid to get me cleaned
properly . Let it be known that in my book Jimmy's
noreen incident an the debs party is fuckin nathin
compaired to the fuckin slyness of saturday nights
disgrace in my book jimmy is a saint . Of course
fuckin em-ual is to much of a stubern cunt to say
sorry even though he knows he over reacted.
From: ww
Web Site:Torbo boost
Email:4_wheeled_warrior@service.com
X-ual
Tuesday, 1/4/00, 8:54 AM
All in all , all had fun . Did dutch-ual get his
wallet back , Whos commin to cork this weekend for
Em-uals bitchday I mean Birthday , BZ-ual??? your
input . I have some photos to show.
From: Cunt
Web Site:someTimes i CaN smell yoUr CUNT bUT someTimes i am X-Ual
Email:I_am@X.ual
Em_Ual speaketh forth
Monday, 1/3/00, 3:09 AM
Fuck you. I was wrecked, dying of a splitting
headache, and hence requested that Gorey be the
fourth (and final) checkpoint on your Rally circuit.
But the Rally Team responded by driving me to Dublin
instead. So I got freaky with some cold chips and
chicken burger remains. Like I said, you're fucking
lucky I didn't add the windscreen jip wash to the
party, punk ass. And as for X_Ual's miserable
moanings about his equipment transport
credentials... OK, as a Transport Manager (see
Killeshin, Johnny's gaff, Foley's etc), he is
untouchable, but when it comes to bringing people
AGAINST their will to far-flung places (see
Bagnelstown for petrol - saving 40p but WASTING œ1
getting there!!!! - or driving to Dublin just to
piss me off) he is a fucking Kenneth Kuntniff who
cannot resist the bouldness rising. I rest my case.
From: The Shed
Web Site:Mash mash chips
Email:x_ual@deserved.it
Dutch-ual
Saturday, 1/2/99, 1:09 PM
I certainly got what I deserved, and more....290
miles in 8 hours : Carlow-Mullinavat-Waterford-New
Ross-Wexford-Rosslare-Enniscorthy-Curracloe-
Blackwater-Tramore-Gorey-Arklow-Bray-Crumlin-
Clondalkin-Castledermot-Carlow. When gym
slip...break out on their Summer 2000 World Tour, I
think Murtdog will be using the SLIP JET. Break out
the Salt & Vinegar.....I smell chips!!!!!!
Web Site:I Need Some Sleep
<font color = "red"> SHITHEADS </font
Saturday, 1/2/99, 8:31 AM
X-ual
Saturday, 1/2/99, 8:16 AM
<b><font colour = "blue"> CHIPS </font></b>
Rally squad
Saturday, 1/2/99, 8:14 AM
I'am in a bath with a hat on me head, and I'am lost
and it was a pleasure to bring dave and baz and me
on the journey to the center of nowhere ,,,BBBBBUT
murt is a fuckin pup cunt whore bitch bastard monkey
goon fuckin arse fuckin cock munchin slag slut shite
bag, with a hat on his head with quim and bumfluff
flavoured crisps , as unknowns to the rest of ye but
to my horror the portion of carpet under his feet in
the back seat was destroyed in MASHED FUCKIN CHIPS
AND BURGER GOUTER the silent protesting wanker was
stamping them in. Fuck you I brought your gear and
your shit allover the place I paint your fence I
paint your house ,, , , ,Danyoson focus , focus
power , . and i still have me hat on. give us a
glass of water water waterrrrr
From: Leinster
Web Site:Fuckin 8 hours 3 beaches, 26 towns , 291miles , 7 counties
Email:chips@chips.com
X-ual
Friday, 1/1/99, 5:26 AM
In a cruel state ... abudish .. Plastic Kenneth ,
Whan duran , spliff ,kaniff .what is this strange
tounge thou speak from , I know not of this carry on
Want me to lick your ass , I melt in your young
one . . .. . From kaneticut . . in a hotel room
ooooooh fuck you give you a piece of my mind , , ,
Automative piece of shit . . . . . . . . .
From: Cunt
Web Site:someTimes i CaN smell yoUr CUNT bUT someTimes i'am x-Ual
Email:I_am@X.ual
The Bauld Left Hand
Friday, 12/31/99, 3:44 PM
I know what you did last night......knobs & plastic
bags, hands & beatings, phones & Ken Kaniff, Baz &
Wham dance
From: Arnhem
Web Site:X-ual Is A Pup
NICK THE BALLBAG
Friday, 12/31/99, 3:41 PM
well well, isn't it whats the story and all that
just looking at all the stuff with the boys and all
that well and all that finge with dave n decky n
floody n murt wel well lover n al that i cant think
of filth ,,,
From: nick holmes
Web Site:num num
Email:nice.
KEN
Friday, 12/31/99, 3:38 PM
Murt making it 100
Friday, 12/31/99, 3:38 PM
Ahou. Here with Decky "Tom Cruise" Webb mixing the
drinks and getting me full. Ignoring the Aluminium
by getting HAAHHMERRED. Making it to a total of 100
guestbook ENTRIES before it clicks over. Take it
ease, peace, and FUCK HOMESTEAD!!!!!!!!!
From: Dave's gaff
Web Site:Go away
X-ual
Thursday, 12/30/99, 11:08 AM
he back from transport a plenty .Pink floyd would be
proud of the light show I provided on killeshin.As
for stephens night what a load of shit . well after
I got lost I fucked down to kilkenny and had a
stonker of a time . Too many bitches ringing on the
X-phone , are the alphabet-uals ready for newyears
eve , Z-ual M-ual Wog-ual Dutch-ual and flood-ual ,
the x_mobile is loaded up with battle axe-uals.
Finally these scumbags will pay alcocks or should I
say all cock heads yeer next . . . . . . X-ual
From: Cunt
Web Site:someTimes i CaN smell yoUr CUNT bUT someTimes i'am x-Ual
Email:I_am@X.ual
Filthmonger
Thursday, 12/30/99, 10:43 AM
Fukkkkkkkkk it. What is Def Mahey on about? What is
that digi fuck x1 thing? And it's like anybosy is
gonna give gym slip.. a gig. Roll on.
From: FUCK IT ALL
Web Site:Booch
Email:snort
def me
Wednesday, 12/29/99, 2:28 PM
Well hey its MAHAY. Am i bugging ya? I don't mean ta
bug ya...o.k. heres the shit. I have just invested
in Custom Logitech DEFSOUNDMAN X1 with 24 track bass
boost, that will blow the chastity belt off a young
wan at 20 metres. So stop yer grinning & drop yer
linen, and get your ass down to the next Slip gig
nice & early, and chill to the defective musick of
MAHAY. You have been warned!!!!!!
From: Choke Studios
Web Site:Play theGATHERING to annoy Jimmy
dm
Wednesday, 12/29/99, 1:37 PM
Shit! that dave fella wouldn't want to be an
accountant or the like. He can't count to save his
virginity. Its up to 92 !!!!DUMB ASS!!!! Correction
93 with this, and people said Dutch Bippie can't
give good head......GO FUCK YOUSELVES & WATCH MORE
TV.....YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE! CHILL PILL STAY
STILL AWAY
From: Oss
Web Site:I Can Snuff Out Dutch A Mile Away
I'm Dead Dave
Wednesday, 12/29/99, 1:32 PM
Jezz, whats up? No depraved filth in ages! Right
with this we're up to 90 enteries. 10 more to
go....what can you smell, X-ual? Fuck I need to get
out. Her tracksuit panties are driving me insane.
From: Her Trousers
Web Site:Wet In Anticipation
X-ual
Monday, 12/20/99, 3:42 AM
dm I'am gonna make it worth your while and you will
get whats cummin to ya , the transport is on me. . .
From: Cunt
Web Site:
someTimes i CaN smell yoUr CUNT bUT someTimes i'am x-Ual
Email:I_am@X.ual
dm
Sunday, 12/19/99, 3:47 AM
I really hope "I'M GONNA GET WHAT I DESERVE"
From: Oss
Web Site:Don't Get Me Wrong I Want Her Sezy Ass Aswell
Bow Down Before The One You Serve
Sunday, 12/19/99, 2:55 AM
What can I say - the dm machine does it again.
People, the tremendous, 82-message bastion of filth
that was our lost guestbook is now available for
your perusal - just go to the menu page (i.e click
on the "Tellytubby...." icon on the frontpage) and
follow the link. The dumb ass server doesn't seem to
understand simple HTML code, but it should be fine.
If all goes to plan, we should have "Fudge" and "Den
: I Know" recorded by the New Year, ready for
distribution and scorn. The "gym slip... & friends"
tape from Johnny's gaff is now available. Lots of
filth, ably commentated upon by X_Ual.
From: Ballygofuck
Web Site:Podge & Rodge - go check it out!!!
Email:i_hate@this.fucking.computer
THe junk yard dog
Saturday, 12/18/99, 10:13 AM
Winterslam , I can taste you
From: WWF
Web Site:WWF.superfly_jimmy_snucka.com
Email:Machoman@randy.savage
Laura's Red Gicker
Saturday, 12/18/99, 6:33 AM
Your Dutch saviour is here. dm from the van
Giersbergen house. Too cool for words. Its down to
the Heart's Filthy Lesson. Tell the
others....Fantastic
From: Nasa
Web Site:I Want Her Tits, but no more booze please.com
X-ual
Friday, 12/17/99, 2:51 AM
fuckin christmas , X-ual takes to the streets to
restore law and order in cork . I have every faith
that when I return on tuesday THe duke dave will
have recovered the lost scripture of slip from his
cache . sometimes I can sign on guestbooks but
sometimes NO gustbooks to sign at all. X-ual
From: cunt
Web Site:someTimes i CaN smell yoUr CUNT bUT someTimes i'am x-Ual
Email:I_am@X.ual
Evan AKA Podge
Thursday, 12/16/99, 3:32 AM
Murt Nice page, how old is it it looks new. Did you
download homestead publisher? Fuck!
From: Ballydung
Web Site:Podge & Rodge
Email:podge@yep.com
Fuck fuck fuck
Thursday, 12/16/99, 2:59 AM
What the fuck happpened to our lovely
guestbook?!?!?!? The only man who can save us at
this time is one Dave Meade. It is out of our hands,
and in the Great Dutchsniffing God.
From: gym slip...
Web Site:
Botch
Email:lost@in.space
X-ual
Thursday, 12/16/99, 2:38 AM
We got fucked gentlemen But we will prevail , our
page ,our shed on the internet was destroyed But ,
every effort is being made to ensure that we can
recover our heritage . With every message we post we
will make this page rolling again .So to start off
some shit. Man utd are bent Collie eats shite and
watches others do it , and I can smell your cunt X-
UUUUUAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
From: Cunt
Web Site:someTimes i CaN smell yoUr CUNT bUT someTimes i'am x-Ual
E-mail:
I_am@x.ual
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