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Who thatSaturday, 6/23/01, 11:10 AM
 
Jezz, say something. Its just ME, loving the alien. APPLAUSE APPLUASE.....the crowd roars, its deep and so unhealthy, the rest you know, I'll feel the hands that felt me! Cold hands, while I stare into bright lights...APPLAUSE APPLAUSE
 
WillknitMonday, 5/14/01, 3:00 AM
 
Willknot: "Where am I going on Saturday?" Murt/DefMe : " I know but do you?" Willknot: " I think I do but unless INVITED...."
 
E-mail: willknot@suckmefuckinmagon.com
 
Veggard HeggemMonday, 5/14/01, 1:14 AM
 
What's this I smell....Murt, this wknd, screaming "SUCK MY FUCKING MAGON"......
 
Web Site: Anfield Hospital
E-mail: nomore@injuries.com
 
 Sunday, 5/13/01, 11:58 AM
 
Don't let the bad grammar/spelling confuse. This ain't Fluddie. KEEP YOUR DAMN MOUTH SHUT!!!
 
 Sunday, 5/13/01, 11:56 AM
 
X can you willknot keep your job shut?
 
WillknotSaturday, 5/12/01, 1:56 AM
 
Boys the lack of guestbook entries lately is disastrous. Whats that I smell... Murt in a loo ball last wknd? Oh really? Well I never..........I'll say no more.........
 
E-mail: www.geocities.com/willknot_cw
 
Detective Nathan AdlerSaturday, 4/28/01, 12:12 PM
 
Theres always a diamond friendly, sitting in the laugh hotel. The hearts filthy lesson, and her hundred miles to hell. Oh Ramona!, if there there was only something between us, other than our clothes......and these cervlean skies. Something our skies.
 
Web Site: Thru these Architects Eyes
 
Chocolate BruceMonday, 4/23/01, 6:22 AM
 
Why don't those runts organise there own fucking shit, I only get mushed for monkeys.. . . We have the beer.
 
Web Site: Gas the queer lords
E-mail: Too.mushed@gleesons.com
 
I stinkMonday, 4/23/01, 6:17 AM
 
MUchos... Cliffhanger ... Beach Cans Fucked. If you buy a line on my sponser card, it will help us get enough money together to purchase a small monkey. We already have the beer
 
Web Site: Fuck the George
E-mail: Tank@spaff.com
 
WillknotMonday, 4/23/01, 5:31 AM
 
Jesus boyz, ye really are gone as bad as us...10 April??...well I never...
 
E-mail: www.geocities.com/willknot_cw
 
Los DiminguezTuesday, 4/10/01, 3:56 AM
 
ha ha I am Los Dimimguez, the greatest bullfighter in all of Mexico, you have stolen my wife you stinking horse theif, I shall hunt you down and spit on you like the dog you are! Alllleay
 
Willknot1Tuesday, 4/3/01, 4:07 AM
 
ANd We AlL AgReE...
 
 Monday, 4/2/01, 6:27 AM
 
Why doesn't that homo erectus fool X-ual use his light Hawk wings and fine collention of manga porn get over to murt.getup.gigs(do_it, summer_2001) and organize a gig.... Whats this O'Connor hosting the éigse music shit this year... the host with the roast
 
Whats my nameMonday, 4/2/01, 6:19 AM
 
Mock me not .. I say .. I've seen where you sleep and you'll wake up gargling ..mmmmmmm you'll say I never thought another man could taste so yum........ taste my yum, you sick little hamsters, with those little sniffy noses and furry whiskers. You'd better not let the batsmen get there hands on you or you'll be cleaning the trenches for the rest of yere years..... unlike my <b>trench</b> mmmmm salty it is , thats because I opend my ass in the seaside. would you like cheese with that.
 
Web Site: get with the fockin porgram
E-mail: the_porgram@Sniffer.com
 
M.U.R.T (slip_drum_R)Monday, 3/26/01, 7:42 AM
 
A wall? A graveyard? Flagons and frolics? Sob, it sounds all too familiar... We used to have one of these glorious locations to call our own. Until the cold uncaring fingers of "development" saw fit to take our home from us. "High time gym slip... and Balrothery got back into bed together", intones a gruff man with a beard. "Make it so", barks Jean-Luc.
 
Web Site: gym ass slip...
E-mail: need_to_play@drums.co.uk
 
Balrothery PosseMonday, 3/26/01, 7:22 AM
 
In the immortal words of Floody "how de form" ! The gruesume two-some along with not so gruesume one some Jobags, Finbar and Enda were seen in the confinds of a certain balrothery establishment this weekend sucking on some of arthurs finest and acting drunk and a bit of disorderly too. After closing we made our way up to the 'wall' ( a new and exciting place at the top of the village beside the graveyard) to find out that someone had not brought some batteries for the juke box, so the froliking fellows made their way down to O'Conners backgarden. can't remember much of what happened after that, I think it went off somewhere along with that hour over the weekend. Sha la la la de dum de de daa!
 
Web Site: Balrothery Football Club
E-mail: balrotheryfc@yahoo.com
 
M.U.R.T (slip_drum_R)Wednesday, 3/21/01, 7:38 AM
 
Sorry Williamknat, I can't change your guestbook, 15 is the maximum number of entries permissable per viewing page with Geocities.
 
Web Site: gym ass slip...
E-mail: need_to_play@drums.co.uk
 
Hooker With A PenisWednesday, 3/21/01, 7:29 AM
 
Well boyz.,. this sis the ska. Murt, we would be obliged if you made our guestbook like yours due to the unexpected overload of entries! Whenever you got da time. And would you really want to rob squeeeelin riffs on us???!!!....I think knot.
 
E-mail: www.geocities.com/willknot_cw
 
M.U.R.T (slip_drum_R)Wednesday, 3/21/01, 5:40 AM
 
And the Carlow gentry responds... glad you 'Bath boys got to witness all that the Ciscos Commune had to offer - good times, music, beer, and confusion. Rudfest 2001, we on? Up up. A night of outdoor musical mayhem, gS are coming back to the tennis courts!! Crank up that generator, send Junior to the skins shop, and wear an extra pair of pants. Abudish.
 
Web Site: gym ass slip...
E-mail: need_to_play@drums.co.uk
 
M.U.R.T (slip_drum_R)Wednesday, 3/21/01, 5:40 AM
 
And the Carlow gentry responds... glad you 'Bath boys got to witness all that the Ciscos Commune had to offer - good times, music, beer, and confusion. Rudfest 2001, we on? Up up. A night of outdoor musical mayhem, gS are coming back to the tennis courts!! Crank up that generator, send Junior to the skins shop, and wear an extra pair of pants. Abudish.
 
Web Site: gym ass slip...
E-mail: need_to_play@drums.co.uk
 
 Tuesday, 3/20/01, 5:47 AM
 
Nice-wan Murt, Summer 2001 the tennis courts are the enue. It's good to see that yee guys are still givin' it loads unlike the untimely split of psychobath, psychopigweed, they were the days my friend I thought they'd never end..la la la. I can still remember that night the pscho's hit Carlow in a pub I think called Cisco's, then back to Sinead's flat for a fight and a feck load of beer...then at about 5 in the morning walking about down town carlow looking for that 24hr petrol staion that we though was a big cruel joke, all we wanted was ten smokes and a few packs of skins. But we were met by Jimi with grass stains on his knees muttering that "I shouldn't have done that one" hmmmm what had he been up to. But he soon pointed us in the propper direction to where we were to go.....fond times and fond memories.........peace out to the Carlow gentry
 
M.U.R.T (slip_drum_R)Tuesday, 3/20/01, 2:40 AM
 
Psychobath - that's an urban myth, isn't it? A bit like Brujeria. Nah boys, we recognise the influence and the inspiration. If you check out the inside inlay of our latest CD single, there's a light blue squiggle in the top right hand corner. Take out your Post-Sanscript-English dictionary - it reads "Thanks to Brian & Psychobath for making us what we are". No, really, it does. Don't believe me? Right, we'll argue over a flagon in a field some day soon.
 
Web Site: gym ass slip...
E-mail: need_to_play@drums.co.uk
 
YeahSaturday, 3/17/01, 6:07 AM
 
Yeah Psyco Bath!!!! what a great band,,, I remember them now , Celtic mist, Black Sabbath!! yeah those young fella's kicked ass,, I think there all dead now! Drugs I heard, Fred Krusty and Brian, the ladz whot!
 
PJFriday, 3/16/01, 1:31 PM
 
You thanksless baxterds........not a good word for the guys who really put u on the map...who I hear u ask!.....psychobath.oh yeah now you remember us...
 
MEFriday, 3/16/01, 12:08 PM
 
Has Chocolate Bruce not signed in yet? His cousin Mouse said he would!!
 
Proof readerMonday, 3/5/01, 1:22 AM
 
Hmm, does bompo own a homemade "I Hate Depraved" t- shirt, by any chance? True, Depraved and Slacker may well have been involved in the donkey raping and the shit eating and the blood and the gnashing and the nyiuhh, but let it be known that their drummer (and hence the only tenuous link to gS) operated purely in an administrative sense. That is, he never got his hands (or dick) dirty, so to speak. Snoogins.
 
Web Site: Not Without My Anus
E-mail: Blow me.
 
bompoSaturday, 3/3/01, 10:22 AM
 
In reference to your links page, the reason why nobody knew aboot Slacker or Depwaved even was because they were donkey raping shit eaters. Suck my balls
 
Web Site: www.gayness.com
E-mail: super@thanksforasking.ie
 
Eye_Willknot_WonTuesday, 2/27/01, 5:27 AM
 
Well lads,just checked out the Temple CD in full last night and was impressed.I think "Excuse" & "Lost" are 2 of the best songs you've done to date...but I didnt think "I.B.A.S" was great to be honest.I liked it in Doyles but it didnt sound great on CD. I thought Jimmy fucked up Tom(extension) too but there you go.Anyways, thats cummin from a Willknot,dont mind me.Its an honest opinion,take the rough with the smooth. Speak to y'all later...Simon.
 
E-mail: www.geocities.com/willknot_cw
 
Joey ZThursday, 2/22/01, 1:34 AM
 
(In Brooklyn nasal whine) - heyyy you guys, just bin checkin out the new gym slip... shit, and all I can say right now is that it's gonna kick ya. In the boo boo.
 
Web Site: Soul Searching Sun
E-mail: joeyz@guitarsolo.com
 
ME, dead divaWednesday, 2/21/01, 7:55 AM
 
If she could only wet herself.....
 
Deamed AvidTuesday, 2/20/01, 2:11 AM
 
What about Fruitbat. An unstoppable sex machine. C.I.T. "Can I Think", morelike. Go to class & stop f**king me about. Creditors wreck.
 
def MEMonday, 2/19/01, 8:13 AM
 
Broken my arse!!!! I've got ants in my pants. Did Jim Bob do the dirty deed over the weekend? Excuse? Do you......
 
WillknotMonday, 2/19/01, 6:19 AM
 
We're knot fuckin dead!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
tRumWednesday, 1/31/01, 3:14 AM
 
Sniffle. It's nice to be appreciated. I'd like to sing a song to mark this occasion. Ahem. Cough. "The Den is stupiiiid, the Den is stupiiid".
 
Web Site: Keith from Boyzone.
E-mail: the.Den.is.stupid
 
 Tuesday, 1/30/01, 12:03 PM
 
You know what you can do with your sympathy.....shove it!
 
WillknotTuesday, 1/30/01, 6:19 AM
 
Just after been on our site.Just wanted to let every motherfucker know that Murt is a fucking genius!That means a lot to us Murt,its fucking wicked!Jesus man It rules!!!Thank You,Thank You,Thank You.The 5 piece are back stronger than ever.Now all thats done,time for the music.See you next week Murt!
 
Web Site: www.geocities.com/willknot_cw
E-mail: MurtGenius.com
 
WillknotTuesday, 1/30/01, 6:07 AM
 
Sometimes I can smell sympathy is not a good thing...
 
E-mail: DeafMe.com
 
Most Faced KillahTuesday, 1/30/01, 5:55 AM
 
How fucking dare Willknotdogswaprarrrrwhateverthefuck try and straight gank hijack gym slip...'s management team. For your cheek, you're not getting a copy of the extremely limited edition Live In The Temple CD. (I dropped it on my toe and it was so crushing it brought tears to my eyes). Then I ate a big old stick of butter.
 
Web Site: Killer, crushing, Kontos
E-mail: Big old stick of butter - grrrrraahhhh
 
def MEMonday, 1/29/01, 5:04 AM
 
Job or no job. I have dignity
 
WillknotMonday, 1/29/01, 2:37 AM
 
Whats that I smell...The ex-Depraved six stringer making life that bit easier for us in our quest for World dOmInAtIoN...I think so...DeF mE...CCCCHHHHH....dO i SmeLLL a jOb...ccchhhhh...roadie????....We HaVe offered...it doesn't pay much but...its a job isn't it?!!...
 
WillknotFriday, 1/26/01, 2:09 AM
 
Fans of the knot will be delighted to hear the dogs are at long last back in action with a new look band...Kunt,Fuck,WAP.
 
Web Site: www.homestead.com/willknot_cw
E-mail: simonmoran@dol.ie
 
MorayneMonday, 1/22/01, 6:24 AM
 
Oooooohhhh,I cannot smile but I can smell......
 
Web Site: brianpayne@dol.ie
E-mail: simonmoran@dol.ie
 
RedundantSaturday, 1/20/01, 1:49 PM
 
Smile, when the butterfly escapes the killing jar.
 
Web Site: Secret Oktober
 
MorayneFriday, 1/19/01, 2:21 AM
 
Whats that I smell....is it biscuits and custard.....supporting Amen........first gig...........A Seven Springs Spronger.......mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...........
 
E-mail: amen@oxygen.ie
 
def METhursday, 1/18/01, 7:21 AM
 
Tour Accountant, I hope. Has anyone a job? I'm left in Secret Oktober.
 
MorayneThursday, 1/18/01, 4:37 AM
 
DENY........DENY.............DENY...............DENY. ..................................................... ..................................................... ..................................................... ..................................................... ..................................................... ....................Rumour just in....a two tonne tisil from seven springs joins Michigan outfit Shoulder Pig.................................................. ..................................................... ..................End Transmission.
 
Web Site: wearenowupwiththejones'swithemailaddresses
E-mail: yougotthemalready
 
HHHHiiiiiiiiiiiiiiThursday, 1/18/01, 4:32 AM
 
We can,at moment of press,deny these rumours that the drum machine has left the band.We are currently well on the way to signing this awesome drummer,talks are well on the way.We will keep you posted.
 
Web Site: brianpayne@dol.ie
E-mail: simonmoran@dol.ie
 
Shit-stirrerWednesday, 1/17/01, 8:00 AM
 
I heard a rumour that Death Row Dogs' drum machine is unhappy and wants to leave the band - can anybody substantiate this for me?
 
Web Site: The Shit Stirring Suite
E-mail: master@shit-stirring.com
 
 Wednesday, 1/17/01, 4:55 AM
 
Down Rover !!! Theres a good dog !!
 
DogggggggWednesday, 1/17/01, 1:56 AM
 
The dog will scare you.
 
 Tuesday, 1/16/01, 8:10 AM
 
What is a Rog? I'm soooo scared
 
Death Row RogsTuesday, 1/16/01, 4:05 AM
 
gggggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr............
 
 Sunday, 1/14/01, 9:23 AM
 
Wise and naked
 
excuseSaturday, 1/13/01, 7:56 AM
 
do I need one? My eyes are naked in secret oktober
 
joebagsFriday, 1/12/01, 3:00 AM
 
Alright boyz i've just set up the internet by meself,i'm very proud-anyway-nice gig in the temple i enjoyed it immensely-keep up the good work.Joebags!
 
Web Site: www.tir-kaya.8m.com
E-mail: LIMITSTATE@YAHOO.COM
 
noc-ualTuesday, 1/9/01, 5:41 AM
 
Mr buckets welding habbits better stop fucking up my electrical lay out.... Gig review needed due to vast demand....
 
Web Site: mabey not da pure half destroyid daaa
E-mail: email.is.whats.posted.on.airplanz@daaa.welder.com
 
Death Row DogsTuesday, 1/9/01, 5:18 AM
 
Death Row Dogs.
 
Chirpy ladWednesday, 1/3/01, 8:55 AM
 
An unusual blend of pornography, music, beer, sex & sex talk, Rock and even roll. Carlow is a curious town to be sure. More updates nesessary, however, all in all tis not bad at all.
 
slip.. quizTuesday, 1/2/01, 4:41 AM
 
We would also like to point out that the lucky winner of our "Spot the number of spelling errors" quiz (which are by the way, all deliberate)will be jetted off to the snowy winter resort of Spink in the Killeshín Mountains. for a fun filled fortnight of foreplay, froliking and fenge...
 
Web Site: Its all here
E-mail: Quiz@gymslip.com
 
Slip... pupTuesday, 1/2/01, 4:33 AM
 
Thank your for your concern Mr spunk. gymslip... , in light of your recent concern in there artist&musical direction, will make every effort to confrom more to the punk Ideals. as a gesture of good will here is a formal apology to those offended by their evil internet ways, and blatent misconduct with musical instruments. .... ahahemmm..... .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Suck our colletive cocks. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Thank you much for your patience and time in this matter, and would like to usse this opertunity to wish you all the very best this new year
 
Web Site: Sue me
E-mail: U.S.A@you.are.gay
 
spunkTuesday, 1/2/01, 4:22 AM
 
Hello there gymslip... I'm a fucking moron. your site stinks . real punks don't givin to evil tools like the internet!! I'm only using the internet to tell you stink. your music is so crappy cause you use "instruments" real punks just stand around , and thats real spunk music. I'm way cooler than ye cause I'm from the U.S.A, have ye even heard of the U.S.A over there in irkland. you need to listen to blink 182 cause they were on MTV Music awards and thats where real punks get to... like me. P.s you should go skating too thats the ultimate punk gig.....
 
Web Site: On ice
E-mail: I'am so cool
 
 Wednesday, 12/20/00, 11:00 AM
 
Bucket....gizz a lift home. You know it makes sense
 
bucketTuesday, 12/19/00, 5:10 AM
 
sur im a fockin great fella , sur i'll use all your fockin hairgel, sur the fockin bald champion is full a fockin gel. sshur who was smokin the fockin king edward last night
 
Web Site: fock aff
E-mail: Fock_@ff.__will_aye
 
MajaFriday, 12/15/00, 11:29 AM
 
I know who i am, but who are U???????
 
GeekFriday, 12/15/00, 1:30 AM
 
Who B u?
 
MajaThursday, 12/14/00, 3:38 PM
 
Well boyz... , dont really know any of you, but i've heard yee are all mad bastards, and by the sounds of your web page thats pretty accurate! Well i hope i meet yee sometime around Carlow, ask Johnny to introduce me! See yee soon! Maja
 
Web Site: ??????????
E-mail: ?????????????
 
M.U.R.T (slip_drum_R)Thursday, 12/14/00, 6:43 AM
 
gym slip... = PUNK + metal + hardcore + rock. Not necessarily in that order or in equal amounts. Originality. Irish. (And we like Blink too). Punk elitism? Bad idea, my friend. Peace.
 
Web Site: gym ass slip...
E-mail: need_to_play@drums.co.uk
 
PunkThursday, 12/14/00, 4:31 AM
 
I think u guys blow, ur not a real punk band. If ur not a punk ur nuthin'. Stop boring us all with ur crappy music.
 
Web Site: Punk home
E-mail: blink182-sk8@satx.rr.com
 
SO thenThursday, 12/14/00, 12:53 AM
 
I says that young fella has talent wha wha Shoulder Pig might recruit.... Staple who? Is that a road in Carlow
 
Web Site: brake out a pen and
E-mail: Email is for people who take baths and lady men
 
def MEWednesday, 12/13/00, 12:07 AM
 
Once you didn't touch theGATHERING videos, you're grand!
 
Web Site: BO BO BO Town
 
Will2Tuesday, 12/12/00, 2:35 AM
 
First of all a big thank you to Murt and Def Me for a roof and floor and lovely blankets on Tuesday and Sunday night.Much appreciated lads.by the way if ye have never seen Green Day live check em out coz last night was probably the best gig we've ever been to.And DEf mE please inform me who the fuck Shoulder Pig are coz I've never heard of them!Are they really from Michigan or is that a load of shite??!!When are they cummin??Once again thanks a million lads,they were 2 amazing gigs.P.S.There was no Red Bull in the fridge when we got there.I swear!
 
 Sunday, 12/10/00, 5:24 AM
 
Shoulder Pig are coming! Have your life insurance paid up! You will die.
 
StaplegunMonday, 12/4/00, 7:09 AM
 
Staplegun A.S.D. is here. Staplegun Central is here.
 
Web Site: Staplegun Central
 
Will2Monday, 12/4/00, 4:49 AM
 
Forget the violence Forget the pain Our Happy Meals will taste the same.....see you tomorrow boyzzzz
 
StaplegunFriday, 12/1/00, 5:43 AM
 
Staplegun #3 is coming. Staplegun Central is coming.
 
Web Site: Staplegun Central
 
M.U.R.T (slip_drum_R)Friday, 12/1/00, 5:03 AM
 
Supergroups? Please. The one, the only, BADGER FLUID. The greatest supergroup of them all. That long-lost covers album may turn up yet... Until such time, we have "V.C." and that performance at Murtstock '95 to keep us warm. Let us not forget our brother supergroups. Gutrot '95. Free Beer '94. Siocamawana '96. It's all good.
 
Web Site: gym ass slip...
E-mail: need_to_play@drums.co.uk
 
Will2Friday, 12/1/00, 2:03 AM
 
whats this rumour i hear about another rumour circulating around carloW THAT another band forming...40% Willknot 20% sass 20% depraved 20% Numb...sometimes i can smell a supergroup...sometimes i am Smash_Ual...sometimes he can smell a record deal...sometimes he is brok_Ual...
 
def MEFriday, 11/24/00, 3:10 AM
 
Hey!!!!!! That wasn't my fault....it was my equipment. HONEST. I blame Jimmy, Cunty S, and Red F.
 
Web Site: Turn me on dead band
 
The Perfect PerpetratorFriday, 11/24/00, 3:08 AM
 
How did Neckweed's vocalist react to being labelled the "weak link" in the band? He responded by penning a tune entitled "Weaklink", and applying himself completely to the job in hand. Defiance, improvement. Take a lesson, take a look around. Our first bands? Well, of the possible perpetrators, first bands include Sass, Neckweed, Depraved - and ain't nobody gonna dare knock the integrity or virtues of any of those. And who exactly are y'all aiming to please? Yourselves? Somebody else? Don't even think about answering this one incorrectly. Willknot #2 - show Fred what you got. Shit, or get off the pot!! (And somebody pLEAsE explain the use of the cAps loCK to them).
 
Web Site: Fought the urge to do it...skin to skin
E-mail: what.the@hell?here.I.go
 
 Friday, 11/24/00, 2:41 AM
 
Williamknat - did ye ever learn anything about writing correctly? Capital letters are only used at the start of sentences, and for a persons name. Jezz, even my 5 year old nephew knows that!!!!!!!!!
 
wILLKNOTFriday, 11/24/00, 1:35 AM
 
kUnTs......
 
wIllKoNt 2Thursday, 11/23/00, 6:28 AM
 
WhAtS uP WiTh fLoOd-dOG???wHeN Is dA NeXt GyM SlIp GiG???nOw Im OfF To dO sUmTiN oRiGiNaL.....
 
Willknot 2Thursday, 11/23/00, 6:26 AM
 
OkEy DoKeY So.WhO dA fUcK Is wRiTiN aLl tHaT ShIt? RiGhT tHe fIrSt wIlLkNoT WaS ShIt bUt wE DId ShOw SiGnS Of WhAt iS To CuM.iN AlL FaIrNeSs wHo WaS YoUr fIrSt bAnD AnD wErE DaY cLaSS???wE WiLl GeT BeTtEr & We hAvE NoW SoRtEd oUt A DeaL WiTh OnE Of tHe bEsT dRuMmErS iN cArLoW.So a bIg fUcK YoU tO AlL OuR dOuBtErS,wE aIm tO PlEaSe bUt tHaNkS FoR YOuR HoNeStY.
 
Web Site: Fuckye
E-mail: Fuckyeall.cum
 
I've gotThursday, 11/23/00, 3:09 AM
 
Your from that band, coooh you rock stars you all the bloddy same .. . . . . . . nooooonononono no no no no no no no nooooo, god your so fucking full of yourself, I mean you know what your problem is .. yeah your shit, and your not just shit musically .. noo your a real life shit also, no no no noooo nono good , JEASUS christ, you really love the sound of your own voice, shit sake man your so fucking ignorant, I mean the way I see it you lot, all of you, should pack up and piss off, now willknot theres something original, nononooooooo nooooooo nooooooo noooooo noooooo no NO NO NO, you should shut your arsehole while your ahead mate.......
 
Web Site: You know what your problem is
E-mail: NOnonononooonononononoon@NO.cmon
 
 Thursday, 11/23/00, 2:34 AM
 
The same 3, Findus Fish, the crew, dark ways & no stand.I
 
 Thursday, 11/23/00, 2:08 AM
 
Yes, 3 thats the magic number.
 
Conor NolanTuesday, 11/21/00, 11:03 AM
 
Marvelous site men 3-mendous with a capital 3. recommend bands ohh LB and the like na na new Brujeria album yes yes Fantomas is a must anything off the main man Mike Patton's label Ipecac records Mr Bungle new -ish album California not be be mixed up with RHCP (where did it all go wrong for em?) bungles mixed everything from beach boys, Burt bacharach, romainin gypies music weird chants and some nice bits of metal,leftfield is always good, the frames great shit live, DK, nomeansno, Naplam Death , Death in Vegas, john Zorn fucked up jazz shite(major influence over bungle) yeah thats what i've been listening too! out-spoken as fuck on my musical taste but what the fuck. i'll check the site soon Floody hope you lot have some gigs in dublin soon and i'll try get along all the best and get well soon XXXOOOXXXXX
 
Web Site: my site ????
E-mail: conor12077@yahoo.com
 
Well ifTuesday, 11/21/00, 3:33 AM
 
Well if its a toss up between an established rock quad with, original material numerous releases and recordings, good gigging history and experience with hard hatted session musicans, and gasmasks, a backround in tennis skirts, and cheese straws flagons and mash, Not to mention the "sold out" christmas special in the haft inn. I think its pretty obvious where EM_ual is going, And I'd say it would have little to do with a history of wanking in front of bank cameras and dressing up in paper boiler suits. Ye can't "COVER" that up with any amount of shit.......... . . . . . . . . . The Gitch!
 
Web Site: shitflakes cause one boul is never enough
E-mail: dickcheese
 
miley o malleySunday, 11/19/00, 9:22 AM
 
i listened to your tape and thought yis are shite not a patch on my friend mossy connors
 
Web Site: www.thefurryglens.com
E-mail: hiaces@hotmail.com
 
Sharon Ni BheolainFriday, 11/17/00, 5:42 AM
 
Good evening. Tonight's top story - gym slip... drummer turns down generous offer to join allegedly disbanded Carlow two-piece. And mentions something about mortal inability to "be in two fucking places at the one time."
 
Web Site: The 6 O'Clock News
E-mail: sharonnb@rte.ie
 
Willknot "2"Friday, 11/17/00, 2:22 AM
 
RigHT bOYZ Ye DEzeRvE tO nO tHE WhoLE sToRY.THAT TRiBuTe SenT sHIvERs DoWn OuR sPInES.WIllKnoT iS nOt ExAcTlY oVeR....jUsT A mAssIve lINe-uP cHaNgE.The 2 boYz RemAiN...bASSiST & DRum_R GOnE,ExTrA GuITaRiSt AddEd AnD BaSSIst IS REPLACED.ALl We nEed nOw iS a M.U.R.T_slip...drum_R(HINT hint!!!).yA weRE SLow fIrSt TiMe we HinTed bUt noW Ya KnoW!!iF yURe InTeReStED Buzz Me @ 086 3098850 any TImE tOdAy.iT LOoKs lIkE bEiNg a StRoNgER oUtFiT ThIs TiME rOuNd.itLL Be MuCh ThE SAmE sOuNd OnLy hEaViER.we HOpE tO dO sOMe CoVerS To gET Us GoiN...eG.WIll HAvEN"JAWORSKI",mAChINE hEAD"FROm ThIS daY",SoUlFlY"JuMpDAfUCkUP"etc.
 
M.U.R.T (slip_drum_R)Tuesday, 11/14/00, 4:55 AM
 
Yo, Willknotstoppushingyourluck, check out the heartfelt tribute on the diary page.
 
Web Site: gym ass slip...
E-mail: need_to_play@drums.co.uk
 
def MEMonday, 11/13/00, 11:59 PM
 
I don't think Williamknot are in any position to make demands! If ye sleep in the coal shed, ye can have the keys and stay as long as you want. Can't say fairer than that!
 
Web Site: Turn Me On Dead Band
 
ThE wIlLkNoTsMonday, 11/13/00, 7:13 AM
 
WoRd Is oUt tHaT ThE 2 TeRrIeRs aRe AlLOwEd To stAY In ThE Boyz PlAcE In DeCeMbEr.nice OnE lAds.AnD dEf Me ThER WilL bE PLeNty oF PePsI mAx....lacEd in vOdKa!!!aH No,murt hAs LaId DoWn ThE laW SO We shAll oBEy.KInD oF.anD WhAtS ThIs i hEar AbOUt Us lEaVIn @ 7am the fOllOwInG mOrNiNg?ITs oK bOyz LeAVe Us THe KEyS We wilL(KNOT)LOcK up.We BeTter bE ABLE tO mEEt boTH bANDs tOO esPeCIAllY pItchshiFTER sO Ye BeTTeR bE WiLl(knot)Ing To WAit aftERWaRDS. Send Transmission To The One Armed Scissor.
 
Web Site: www.homestead.com/willknot_cw
 
ThE wIlLkNoTsMonday, 11/13/00, 7:07 AM
 
WoRd Is oUt tHaT ThE 2 TeRrIeRs aRe AlLOwEd To stAY In ThE Boyz PlAcE In DeCeMbEr.nice OnE lAds.AnD dEf Me ThER WilL bE PLeNty oF PePsI mAx....lacEd in vOdKa!!!aH No,murt hAs LaId DoWn ThE laW SO We shAll oBEy.KInD oF.anD WhAtS ThIs i hE
 
Web Site: www.homestead.com/willknot_cw
 
Dot V B PFriday, 11/10/00, 12:24 AM
 
Who examines the doctors, huh? Who decides whom is down with the slipness? I'm pretty sure no-one can label themselves that way. It's gotta be earned and bestowed, my fr-ends.
 
Frauleine MariaFriday, 11/10/00, 12:00 AM
 
Now, now, Von Trapp children. If I will teach you all one thing today, it will not be a song, or how to climb trees, or how to win your father's heart. It will be manners and etiquette. What do we do if we want something? Yes, Louisa? Oh no. Oh no no no. We do not leave begging messages on the Internet. Liesl? That's right - we ask in person. Much more respectable, and likely to yield fruits.
 
Web Site: Handy fashion tip...
E-mail: left@the.convent
 
def METhursday, 11/9/00, 9:20 AM
 
I have a BIG say in this matter aswell! I love Pepsi Max (Hint! Hint)
 
tHE BOYZThursday, 11/9/00, 7:32 AM
 
We do not go to school.Do you have a beeper?
 
The boyzThursday, 11/9/00, 7:30 AM
 
Murt,Murt,Murt.We have asked you politely manys a time.Do you not recall us begging,saying"please let us stay" etc????You're gaff is in safe hands when we're there.No violence,No Pain,No Obsession.No HOPE=No FEAR.We will once again be down with the slip_ness if you be good.One day we will(knot) be in a position to challenge the slipness.Black Mail?? Should Murt not be in work working instead of on his guestbook???Very disappointing.You're gettin paid for it.Guilty conscience???For one last time,Murt we love you and your home...PLEASE LET US STAY.
 
M.U.R.T (slip_drum_R)Thursday, 11/9/00, 7:06 AM
 
Will not Willknot ever learn? You bite the hand that feeds you, the hand that feeds you fist fucks you. Fred Durst's answerphone message to Taproot? Nothing compared to what waits for you punks. Shit-talking about wrecking our gaff after the gigs? Please. Leaving ambiguous messages on this website? Please. If you want something, you ask politely. You are not in a position to challenge the slipness. Back To School, boys - you're slip-sliding away.
 
Web Site: gym ass slip...
E-mail: need_to_play@drums.co.uk
 
SimonThursday, 11/9/00, 6:40 AM
 
Murt,Ill be a ringin you in the next few daze about accomodation.Now we dont want any aggro.Its bad enuff kickin your best friend outta the place without refusing/resisting the boyz 2 nites of accomodation in December.And as for drinking a fifth of a bottle a vodka....it was a quarter but Id still drink ya under the table any day.
 
The ex-WillknotsThursday, 11/9/00, 6:33 AM
 
waaaaaauuuuuuhhh!!!Some old git decides to fill our guestbook with cum after a fucking year of waiting! Its too late now boys its all over!!Yes,you heard me ITS ALL OVER!!!hERes to Project 2-Moses though boyz,thats where the 2 clowns will continue to fuck shit up!!The band is complete except for a Murt_slip drummer...."Come down to our level cause we're on top of the world.If not then just climb the ladder to your grave..."
 
Web Site: THE PAST...FORGET ABOUT IT
 
Microsoft.Wednesday, 11/8/00, 5:02 AM
 
Whoops, spelt it incorrectly. (Arry Arry Arry, in one ear and out the other). Ta ever so much for pointing that one out to me, Eric San. Micky Gay Soft? What OS are you running at the moment, boyo? A Micky Gay Soft product, by any chance? So shut the fuck up, or we'll buy you and your bunch of network faggot Star Trek fans out.
 
Web Site: gym ass slip...
E-mail: need_to_play@drums.co.uk
 
NetBEUIWednesday, 11/8/00, 3:06 AM
 
SPELL MY FORKIN NAME RIGHT ITS NEEEEETTTTT BEEEEUUUUIIIII you clown.... Micky fuckin gaysoft clown NEEEEEEEETTTTTTTT BEUUUUUUUUUUIIIIII
 
Web Site: NETBEUI
E-mail: NetBEUI
 
M.U.R.T (slip_drum_R)Tuesday, 11/7/00, 4:53 AM
 
Willknot just drank a fifth of vodka - dare them to ask Jimmy if they can stay with him? Go ahead. He'll only smack you upside the head. Dedalus - only the people at Geocities can tell us where the games went. If you want copies of any or all of 'em, say the word. And that word is NetBUEI.
 
Web Site: gym ass slip...
E-mail: need_to_play@drums.co.uk
 
tHe oRiGiNaL pUp_uAlSTuesday, 11/7/00, 3:23 AM
 
aNsWeR Us!!!!gIvE Us a PlAcE tO StAy fOr dA ShIfTeR aNd ATDI!!!!oR ElSe We aRe aSkIn JiMmY!!!mUrT sHoUlD Be In WeStLiFe,JoNNy wAz RiGhT All aLoNg!!!BrInG BaK YoUr yOuTh!!!!WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH!!!!
 
DedalusMonday, 11/6/00, 8:53 AM
 
Where are them games gone?
 
DedalusMonday, 11/6/00, 8:52 AM
 
If this weather doesn't sort itself out it's going on me "not funny anymore" list. I dream of warm dry places. Pink I like. The guys with the make-up....nah
 
DvGMonday, 11/6/00, 1:30 AM
 
When down to Analog Park, and got Shot to Pieces.
 
Web Site: Saturnine
 
BUISCUITSWednesday, 11/1/00, 3:02 AM
 
BUISCUITSBUISCUITSBUISCUITSBUISCUITSBUISCUITSBUISCUIT SBUISCUITSBUISCUITSBUISCUITSBUISCUITSBUISCUITSBUISCUI TSBUISCUITS buiscuits with a MUTHAF**KING U U U
 
Web Site: BUISCUITS
E-mail: BUISCUITSBUISCUITSBUISCUITS
 
Optimus primeWednesday, 11/1/00, 2:59 AM
 
THe buiscuits strike back..... but you cant beat pringles with buiscuits... nut hammerer am I.... Rumble, frenzy, Rabage, Ratbat, Laserbeak , Buzzsaw, eject operation termination... excellent soundwave....I believe sound wave was a phillips piece of technology there dutch aren't they... Had to go to bed for RIDE.. Thanks for the coffee but no thanks.. I have a car to drive.
 
Web Site: The stand
E-mail: Homless@the streets giving handjobs for crack
 
DutchSunday, 10/29/00, 6:18 AM
 
I've just one question.........WHO'S GONNA DRINK!!!!! Hey Niall, wheres your Super Bock?
 
Web Site: Analog Park
 
ernestSaturday, 10/28/00, 4:32 AM
 
westlife rule gymslip are wimps.westlife are more hardcore than gymslip will ever be. Kian would kick gymslip's pansy ass any day of the week, bring it on bitch! Well at leasts Murt has the haircut to be in westlife.
 
Web Site: ernest
E-mail: www.getalife.com
 
def MEFriday, 10/27/00, 12:53 PM
 
Style..........I met Bono, and a Slovenian Bippie has the proof.......Its all good........I could have lost you........Watch more TV.
 
Web Site: Super Bock Is God
 
Independently filming...Friday, 10/27/00, 4:51 AM
 
Ok, we'll let the Grinch away with the subtle approach. Someone teach him how to spell "biscuits" though. "Sweat" and "Sweatfin"? F**king marvellous. Lakeside baby trauma & body doubles climbing over woodland styles...tra la le leeeeee...
 
Web Site: Deckyworks Films
E-mail: it.probably.won't.happen@but.fuck.it
 
GitchFriday, 10/27/00, 4:01 AM
 
Its the buiscuits ... its the buiscuits.... I'd just like to say that I am independently interesting. Midnight CD..... suits you. Houuus abooot this .. torches don't go there... and bottles certainly dont fit in there. Decky web U owe me £12,000 get saving.. you could alternativly make a film and use the proceeds to pay me off. Be dl de dle doo , smashing. Taped up gimp style.... no I won't forget it it was the best night of my life. Of course theres always ONE STALE BUISCUIT.........X
 
Web Site: I think I have
E-mail: Fuck off punks
 
wEbShItEMonday, 10/23/00, 8:47 AM
 
OUR GuEsTbOoK Is a FuCkIn dIsGrAcE..........W E HaVeNt gOt aN EnTrY SiNCe ThE StARt Of sEpTeMbEr aNd tHaT WaS FrOm OuR FuCkInG DrUmMeR!!!!!!AlL TaKe pItY.HoW Da fUcK CaN wE ImPrOvE dA SiGhT.tHe sItE DePrEsSeS Me.By dA WaY,pLeSe LeT Us sTaY.
 
pLeAsE lEt uS StAyMonday, 10/23/00, 8:36 AM
 
PPPPPPLLLLLEAAAAASSSSSSEEEEE lEt uS StAy.rIgHt sO No sEsSiOnSSSSS.....jjuussSt A FFFlOoRrR.2 nnnnnnnnnnIgGhTs,a ffEw hOUrS,No dIsTuRbAnCe,rEAlLy dEsPeRaTe,wE WiLLkNoT jOiN dUBlIn WhInOs.
 
The OriGiNal PuPSMonday, 10/23/00, 8:26 AM
 
sO dA aDVErtiSeMeNtS aRE up.AnyOnE KnOw a dRuMMer (doUbLe bAsS PreFerAbLy)oR a bAsS IsT l/O///LOOKiIng To JoIn a HeAvY oUtFiT nAmElY pRoJeCt 2:mOsEs???? RiNg 086 3095933 or 086 3098850.DaNkE sChoN.lIkE dA sITe.NoW dO uP OuRs.RuMoUrs ArE a sPrEaDiNg ThAt DeF mE hAS GiVeN uS Da GO aHeaD to SlEEp On HiS FlOO r dA nIgHt oF dA ShIfTeR(dEcKy SaId So,So dId x_uAl) bUt We AlSo nEEd A FlOOr fOr aT ThE DrIvE IN sO BoYs??????wE'D LiKe mUrrrrrrt TA GivE uS CoNfIiRmAtiOn CaUse we DoNt TiNk hE'D lIkE Us BaRgInG In.Do nOnE Of Ye eVer cUm HoMe aNy MoRe??? BoYs gEt YuRE AcT ToGeThEr.....KeEp iT ClEaN.
 
M.U.R.T (slip_drum_R)Monday, 10/23/00, 12:53 AM
 
The Wog Burroughs, full, bald, talking shit to ladies in Fort Lauderdale? Sounds about right. And Gleeson's significant other casting casual dispersions on our paleness? You'd think that living in Galway is enough to give one a reasonable dissertation on Irish weather. And all y'all$ disturbed by X_ual's over-active hormones - please note that his fetish-tinged filth-ridden entries do not represent the views of gym slip... Enterprises. He is just a pup.
 
Web Site: gym ass slip...
E-mail: need_to_play@drums.co.uk
 
dianeSaturday, 10/21/00, 5:54 PM
 
hey beautiful bald irish dude who drunkenly spoke with me in fort lauderdale at the poorhouse: swish site...i didn't forget you...enjoy flor-ee- dah?...just a howdy-do...rock on with your badass self...kiss-kiss, diane
 
Web Site: eurasian invasion
E-mail: thegirlscout@hotmail.com
 
BarryFriday, 10/20/00, 12:44 PM
 
Allllright there Murt, nice bit of a site there, but although I was impressed, I've gotta say - where's that famous picture - ya know, th'one with th'hammer! Later! Barry. P.S. My German half (or should I say third, me bein' a fat bastard'n'all, still if presence of mind counts for anything, she has me whipped! Ooohhh!) thinks yere all a little on the pale side. Would it be possible for ye to get a bit o'sun, some scars, or possibly even an over-sized novelty McGuyver Mullet, to distract the ladies from your pigmental short-comings (and possibly give ye a chance to sneak in the long-comin's on the qt: cheeky!) Lookin' forward to gettin' some abuse, or at least an angry retort. Barry.
 
E-mail: Telepathic_Geometry@Yahoo.com
 
EdwinaFriday, 10/20/00, 4:36 AM
 
heya murt just checkin in, you boys don't think about much else do you? Good website...now the music
 
E-mail: winnie_ie@yahoo.com
 
VelociraptorFriday, 10/20/00, 1:13 AM
 
rhrhrhraaaahhhhhahah e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e. r.r.r.r.r.r.r.r.r.r.r.r.r (sniff sniff) (snork) hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaahhh allalalallalllalaa rarararararareaeaeaeeaeeeaeeiaieaeiaieaeaeiiaeajjjjaj aajhhahah
 
Web Site: Home o sex you al
E-mail: eeeeeuuuuuuhhaaaahh@jungle.com
 
Young wan on da greenFriday, 10/20/00, 1:00 AM
 
She was beautiful.. lying there covered in wet grass and bits of peuk. Nothing a qqqquick shower won't sort out, golden for me. and then the rubber gloves and the custard. MMMmmmmmm pot of porrige a ladel and a chunck of cheese. put the kettle on this could take some time
 
Web Site: Pity she was so drunk
E-mail: I would have nailed her
 
Super BocKFriday, 10/20/00, 12:48 AM
 
thanks for the cold blanket and the haunted dreams of children in blackrock school sptiitng off bridges onto daves fiat banana(in bottle green) and my trying to dodge them from behind. and the adds being broadcast into my brain, of people in connameara (fuck spelling). Good job I had my Amiga 4000 to program myself a blanket to stay warm. The hosts with the fucking most,
 
Web Site: Parties next door and minxes on the lawn
E-mail: Ignorant.cunts@booterstown.com
 
 Thursday, 10/19/00, 8:25 AM
 
That sounds like the statement of a worried man, me thinks.
 
Microsoft.Thursday, 10/19/00, 8:11 AM
 
Yo, accountant boy - how the fuck would anybody learn HTML from working in a software company? Is it not your gay-ass Mickey Mouse operation that handles such matters?
 
Web Site: Who the fuck are Ebeon anyway?
E-mail: e-commerce@what.a.load.of.shit
 
M.U.R.T (slip_drum_R)Thursday, 10/19/00, 8:07 AM
 
Detractors, my detractors, read my lips. SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING DICK. Morning Wood and Dick Cheese - blow me. I'm a creep up with a pink marker and colour you bad. Fuckers.
 
Web Site: gym ass slip...
E-mail: need_to_play@drums.co.uk
 
Your guest book is gayThursday, 10/19/00, 7:52 AM
 
Fuck Man U Fuck Gay Holland teams, Nathin Ever good Came out of holland EVER.... F**k Amstel I'll F**kin keeeel them I'll f**kin keeeeel anyone.. Fuck censorship... I keeeel them PENNNNIIIISSSSSSSS PORRRRRRRIIIIGGGEE AND DOGS DICK CHEEESE ..... Puss
 
Web Site: fuck you
E-mail: fuck@off.____
 
Double ard BastardThursday, 10/19/00, 7:50 AM
 
Your site is bent bring back the old one. U and your beer are homos. I'll keeeel your flat and your f**kin puter, I'll keel your fuckin dirty cups, You know what you have to suck and its not a lolly, Man U.T.D Arse tramps, and dutch fool f**kin teams wreck my head, nathin good ever came out of holland ... nathin... F**k Amstel I f**kin keeeel them too... I'LL KEEEEEEEL THE F**.......
 
Web Site: look here
E-mail: Faggot@colour.sceme
 
money man METhursday, 10/19/00, 7:19 AM
 
You've spent the last 3 & a half days, making this heap of SHITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You obviously haven't learned anything in Microsoft yet!!!
 
M.U.R.T (slip_drum_R)Thursday, 10/19/00, 5:38 AM
 
Ahou, abudish and bacdafucup. New site, same shite. Take it on home.
 
Web Site: gym ass slip...
E-mail: need_to_play@drums.co.uk
 

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